Monkeys Fist

No no no… you’ve got this back to front.

Me too.

No idea mate- wherever their foster mothers left them, I suppose

I’m almost certain I’ll have at least a couple of kids under 10, somewhere.

Got his hands on a quality batch of Pink Whizz before the summer round of ‘Maiden festival gigs. Set off on foot and was last seen striding through the Atlas Mountains singing the chorus of Run To The Hills over and over again.

It’s Tough Guy Mick! I wonder if he’s related to the Mackem Micks, Uncal, Little, and Basic?

In water? Currant.

Found CT’s secret YouTube account.…

Dirty talk.

His Mrs. creeping downstairs and catching him sucking his fingers.

Where the funny picture????????

I found a pristine Sgt. Peppers vinyl, with all the inserts and cardboard pop-out taches etc in the attic of my house when I moved in. I think it’s a 1967 from all the identifying stamps and marks etc.

That’s one of the true ones.

Debbie from Accounts with that cunt of a sales boss.

Here’s a few more. Gary Holton ( Wayne), replaced Dave Vanian in the Damned for a short spell on tour. He also auditioned to replace Bon Scott in AC/DC. Auf Wiedersehen translates literally as “go widdershins”, which is Scotch for anti-clockwise. It was chosen as the title of the show because bricklayers traditionally work in an anticlockwise direction. Tim Healy has rattled both ends of Denise Squelch and survived. All the Newcastle born actors on the show are secretly massive lads fans. So was Pat Roach, Moxey and Barry. * some of the above may stretch the definition of “facts”… some, but not all.

Those two both sound, in title and subject matter, like the kind of made-for-tv shite that you’d catch your mam bawling her eyes out over if you skived off school for the day.

Looking forward to seeing Trumpets walking about with Fanny pads stuck on their heads again mind

Have you seen the miraculous healing of his ear that was supposedly hit? Also, the secret service when responding to threats on POTUS do not fuck around and let him stop to raise his fist for a photo opp.

It’s fucking staggering that your everyday, run-of-the-mill Septic can take out multiple civilians in a school or cinema, but ask them to get one, single, very wide target in an open area and they fuck it up. I am 100% convinced that the previous “attempt” was entirely set-up as a sympathy winner, and it’s notable that this comes after Harris handed him his arse in the debate.

In something of a break from tradition, I’m going for 5-0 Hibbitt, MacDonald and Cassidy with 2 each.

Crack on boys

Well fuck me

Schar!!!!!!!!! Thank fuck

Always prefer a tidy Bush tbh.