Monkeys Fist

Ah, but were you; Black? Muslim? From anywhere East of Greys Monument? Kissing a bloke on the bus?

Take it to MSN boys.

Or a good kicking.

Never had you pegged as a Betty Boo fan… .…pegged…

Next. obvs

“jego buty” since you asked…

The battles in Last Kingdom have their moments

They should just fly in circles around SJP for the duration of the game

I’ve started a petition to reinstate them on change.org We only need 10,000 signatures.

Ban Ned.

Boo! Banjaxed!

Recommend dosage- 1x 5ml spoonful twice a day. CT- necks 6 FUCKING LITRES! Boldon Dogs car park 20 minutes later…

Love it- I like mine with chicken and pickled veg.

Watched the final episode of The Last Kingdom* last night. 5 seasons, 8-10 x1hour-long episodes in each. Very good, (although I’m disappointed Eadith never whipped out the pups), and looking forward to the movie length “absolutely final, definitely no more after this” special which they’ve just wrapped filming earlier this year. * It’s about a Saxon lad, Uhtred, born a Saxon, brought up a Dane, who fights and shags his way round the country at the time of King Alfred- GoT meets Vikings, without the dragons and nonsense. More than 50% of the characters are called Aethelsomething - Aethelred, Aethefrith, Aethelstan, Aethelflaed, Aethelhelm, Aethelwold. Based on Bernard Cornwall’s historical novels.

Go easy on him- must be hard growing up when you’re called Bum Sex.

It’s incredibly difficult to accurately portray someone with sketching, which just shows how good this court artist actually is.

Offences spanning a 7 year period. 7 fucking years.

I love it when you talk dirty.

That’s probably the most satisfying part of this whole resurgence for me- the new lads played a part, but it was blindingly clear what had gone on under Bruce, when you see the wholesale change in the existing squad. Him holding out for his grubby pay-off was the absolute measure of the bloke.

In all seriousness, I’ll bet he thought “ That should’ve been me there”. His delusion is as large as his appetites.

In fairness to the wobbling bag of cholesterol, that’s just how he looks whether happy, sad, eating lard, or counting his rent.