Monkeys Fist

I’d like nothing more than to see her unleashed on the bumbling tit.

I used to work for a women’s surf charity called Salty Little Bitches and they all said that a wire brush and Dettol is the best way to remove the sand from your vagina. Glad I could help 👍

Thought that was Diego’s job

Found this pic of Origi with Peter Withe, who’s not at AFCON Edit; Origi is tha lad in the checky top.

He’s got good reason to be a bit pissed off, read the room ffs.

Got to be in it to Winnet Dave.

Fucking hell

He’s turned his back on the beverage trade now.

If one of our IT wizards could hack this and replace the newsletters with excerpts from “The Diary”, that’d be champion- Ta.

Ouch. Hopefully that’s the worst it gets. On the bright side, now if someone asks “ Have you ever coughed so hard you’ve shit? “ You can do a Brucey

Amazon package turns up on Friday with a half eaten vegan sausage roll and a label… ”Cheeky Twat”

🤮

Alreet Gimli

Can you give it to Frodo and tell him it’s a sequel?

Is it my birthday? He’s not quite there yet, but he’s picking it up fairly quickly tbh. I’ll let you know when I’ve gone deaf enough for him to get a pedal @Blastronaut, and thanks for the very kind offer. 👍 Tom, Andrew, come on lads, step up- what free stuff have you got for me,eh?

Trampus woke up in a bush this morning.

I’ll definitely be giving him a bell. Having “done my research” … fuck that.

The Terror has struck, Dave’s it is.

I’m tempted to try replacing the fret myself- I’ve got all the tools needed and I’m pretty handy when it comes to woodwork, and inlays. Although, as you say Tom, once I’ve had a look at it I’ll probably get the Terror and give Dave the Guitar Wizard* a call * as recommended by Mr. Fabulous

Seven Nation Army is his first too- he’s now bang in to the White Stripes and has tried a couple of their songs. When he was at primary school we were paying for him have lessons and the fucker had him learning the dirge below for over a year. He, and I , grew to despise it.

I don’t think I’ll easily forget him learning it.

Oh, he’ll be made up with that! He’s come in today pleased as punch because his guitar teacher set them “Come As You Are” as their new tune to learn and it’s the third one of his suggestions that Teach has picked, out of four songs this year- he’s already got the basics down.