Monkeys Fist

Sofacking small it’s not there?

By “The Queen” you mean “us”, aye?

Which one though?

FYP, ya cant.

God knows what people made of the last few years thread titles

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/people/men-accused-of-tattooing-word-nonce-on-sleeping-victims-head-in-north-northants-village-to-appear-in-court-3520601%3Famp%26fbclid%3DIwAR0v-GJs1IOaa111CN9Yyin6EXcOTOxIOCKxJ9aNV89pI4XzrmzbSSyOiMw

And the minced ginger.

Please let it be called Hung.

Parp James Joyce would be at you like a dog eating chips.

Bit windy today, isn’t it?

He’s just ruffling nonce feathers.

You sure about that?

Ronnie Spector, 78. Broon bread. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-59975272 Ronnie Spectre, more like… za za.

Not even our player for 24hrs yet and he’s been caught sending dick pics … Hes even trimmed the bush so it looks bigger.

Is thit the bidge?

We’ll give him 15 with add-ons

Thus and thit.

Twice in 24hrs now.

Hon hon hon

And I …

Never seen fuck spelled that way.

New Director of Transfers.

Bishop Auckland. That’s why we won’t hear about it for another 6 months.