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A Study in Bemusement … ” Mama, why do these fat people keep taking photos of us?” ” I don’t know, mija “ ” Did Papi do something wrong?” ” No, angel, just smile, they’ll go away soon” ” But they don’t, Mama, they keep making us hold flags, and they smell like old churros” ” What is a sunderland, Mama?” ” I don’t know niña, I’ve never heard of it”
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“One in the eye for Derrum Mags, marra! “ I’m not sure what he’s getting at here, but I can smell the desperation
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Imagine…
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There’s a Viz advert for everything
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Aye, but, small boats. Or something
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And everyone thought she was green because she was an alien. Galloping fanny rot, innit?
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I knew when I was in Scotland - they all told me.
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Only on sundaes
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Rear view camera mate.
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Drove through here on the way to Cornhole-on-Tweed today. Lots of middle aged blerks in snazzy shirts , out for a stroll with their fine looking nieces.… Couldn’t understand a word, mind.
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Did you at least get to call the canteen Sabu & Gunga Din’s Chicken Curry with Rice Parlour?
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I like the one where he’s in a seemingly innocuous situation and somehow, something gets misconstrued, leading to him and others shouting over each other. Later, at a lunch with his shouty mates, and maybe some celebrity guest, they shout some more. Eventually he realises he fucked up.
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Norm MacDonald was top notch
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Ring me later, yeah? Place is full of snakes.
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I was sitting on a bench having my bait the other when this old dear came and sat down with her chihuahua. It kept jumping up at my ankles, begging for some tasty morsels, so I turned to the old biddy and said “ Is it ok if I throw your wee dog a bit?” ” Of course, yes” she said. So picked the little rat up and chucked it in to the traffic.
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Word to the wise, tick “safe search” if you look up Truss Sounding on google.
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What does your business do?
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God, I hope CT is dyslexic
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I think there are some details missing tbh. DISH THE DIRT! WHO IS THE BUSINESS?
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Reminds me of that classic Beach Boys track. “ Help Me Louise”
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There a pound signs involved. Wolf Jerky only deals in pennies.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Some familiar faces there