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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist
    “ Quuck Kitman, there’s a Volcano gone off! “
  2. Monkeys Fist
    If only.
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Hon hon hon!
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Avec le Pop bleu?
  5. Monkeys Fist
    I mean, I can send you a dick pic if the feet aren’t doing it for you?
  6. Monkeys Fist
    Best jeans …IN THE WORLD! (also, get fucked ).
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Its hilarious that, of all the things going pear-shaped at the club, this is the one you’ve picked to get your back up. I hope that when we sign Botman his medical takes a week, just to see your head explode 🤯
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Why do they keep chopping poor fucker’s heads off then?
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Open your eyes- Baaaaaaaaaaa!
  10. Monkeys Fist
    We don’ts care, does we? ( No we don’ts Smeagol), as long as they don’ts take the Precious!
  11. Monkeys Fist
    My feet are fucked up. They’re almost as wide as they are long- proper Hobbit jobs. Since you’re asking, here… enjoy your dinner. Monkey version…
  12. Monkeys Fist
    Sewpa Fan
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Although, maybe not in your case.
  14. Monkeys Fist
    What about 10-man Accrington equalising at the death, eh?
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  16. Monkeys Fist
    Having been behind for nearly 90 minutes, 10-man Ackers get an equaliser. 201 League One games, and counting.
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Come on!
  18. Monkeys Fist
    Accrington Stanley fans when they hear who their opponents are today…
  19. Monkeys Fist
    About as much guff.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    They’re my work boots- comfortable AF and waterproof.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Just for context, in that bottom clip the ash cloud looks roughly the same size as the Queensland peninsula, which means it’d cover most of England and Wales, at least.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    There’s been a fucking huge undersea volcanic eruption near Tonga, which was caught on satellite https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-60007119 Apparently audible in NZ, so I guess this’ll have woken @Andrew and @Kitman and any Hobbitses I’ve forgotten?
  23. Monkeys Fist
    An older chap offered to take a snap of me and the family when we went to Northumberlandia last Sunday to walk off the food coma. The results were less than spectacular
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    Just read the BBC bit about the game, nothing remotely interesting in it until the bottom- they’re still paying a wage to Mark “ Face Like A Prolapsed Fanny” Lawrenson for his predictions. Droopy reckons we’ll win 2-1, so, get the Vaseline ready lads, it’ll make the bumming easier.
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