Monkeys Fist

I do a wicked Bang Bang Chicken in Skag.

I went to the library the other day and asked the librarian if they had any books on turtles. “ Hard back?” she asked, ” Yeah, four flippers and a little head”.

One of them is from sunderland, which makes this even better.

Sticking your neck out there a bit, aren’t you?

I’m surprised Shell aren’t all over it.

RR’dYP

Meanwhile the French use the warm water from the nuclear process to keep their crocodile farm toasty. https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g196711-d2268795-Reviews-La_Ferme_aux_Crocodiles-Pierrelatte_Drome_Auvergne_Rhone_Alpes.html Hon Hon Hon!

Tbf, he needed a lot of storage space for his Head Weetabix. Depending on the weather, he could go through a dozen a day.

I blame Arthur Scargill

Once she’s found someone else to support her, I’d expect.

Tiddies and Ass, though?

Will he be using his “outraged” account, or the one he follows 14yr old lasses on?

It’s not out here until 28th Sep. Looking forward to it, tbh.

Has been for years- Diaper Donny.

Has this been posted? Looks off his tits

I’m reading that any new mobilisation of reservists will take months, unless he’s just going to chuck them in there with a stick and a potato.* I think he’s fucked, he knows he’s fucked, and this is a last throw of the dice whilst he works out how to “retire” without eating polonium. * which is quite likely, given that the lads sent in at the start of this were told they we going on exercise.

Your lad’s nursery teacher won’t help you.

I blame Corbyn.

Right, that’s her planted. Great Escape prisoner Vyvyan Howard, dies aged 102 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-62924112 Valery Polyakov: Record-breaking Russian cosmonaut dies aged 80 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-62964177 Two buckets of note, kicked.

Hope Mrs is ok mate.

We’re at my mother in law’s for her birthday- mildly pickled and party food. PLANTY JOOBS!

Maybe that’s the link with the mackems - unintelligible outside of their local area.