Monkeys Fist

Oh right, was he for the only a bit disastrous type then?

Tory Cunt Selection Board, or whatever… “ So Jeremy, why should you be the next PM?” ” I’m marginally less of a cunt than the last one?” ” That’ll do- have at it old chap.”

Wasn’t Cummings Brexit-Nutter-in-Chief?

Has to be a contender.

You should try Sweardle, as recommended by Meenzer. btw

Attila the Cunt, apparently.

Since you mentioned a crock of shit, here’s an example of the high-quality articles we’d lose if they fucked the Beeb. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-59785477 I’m sure some Tory MPs would find that fascinating.

BBC licence fee to be frozen at £159 for two years, government confirms https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60027436 The fucking brass neck on these cunts, mind… The closest Dorries has been to any kind of culture is when she takes her knickers off.

Aye, common law cunt punt is required.

I’d come in to work, stone faced, until they sacked this bollocks name and just called it a day off.

6ft or 8ft? Filthy hobbitses!

Much better- if you zoom in, Fish, you can see the needles on the beach.

It’s a community one- three snouts and a litre of White Lightning gets it for an evening.

Not even on a pc- he’ll just have a mirror in his nest- “ “Hi Bill!” “Hi Willy, looking good man!”

What an absolute whopper. These fucking idiots think “Common Law” means something entirely different to what it actually is- i.e. the laws introduced by judges ruling in court, as opposed to Statutory Law which is introduced by Parliamentary rulings. Objects to being called Anti Vax- how about Cunt, is that more suitable?

Btw Luke, Shearer wasn’t joking.

“ The roast of Luke Edwards”

Picturing the scenes 3 years from now as Ratboy walks down the tunnel at Gateshead Stadium ( which the Mackems are groundsharing), to face his former club, wearing a hazmat suit as he knows what they’re like.

Just noticed @Dr Gloom’s new profile pic

Space Invader?

Gies a sook on yer bawbag, ya bawbag!

Doesn’t miss a trick, Billy-Boy, does he? 😂😂😂 In other news, the sun rises, the sun sets.

Did someone tell you all this when you woke up later?

Imagine still being such a little bitch at 37 that you do your Dad’s dirty work for him, because he’s too lazy to do it himself.