Monkeys Fist

You lads are talking as if either one of Johnson or Sunak will actually go… … where’ve you been for the last few years?

https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/travel/2022/04/the-inside-guide-to-newcastle-the-north-easts-cultural-powerhouse?fbclid=IwAR0M0XHU5jfgRM-vB2_lbmtKSqQKrBwLWexAIZ4uWJJH0RCH2469TUQ9NYQ Read it and weep, Morlocks.

Whipped them out in Spender… err, nsfw

I wouldn’t have come back, tbh.… … why did you?

Last time I was there, this old bloke in one of the bars found a crisp shaped like a lion.

“ Odds bodkins! What hath thee for trade, old crone?” ” Two daughter/sisters and a few staffy pups” ” Pfffsst, away, devils porridge crone - I’ll hie to the great city of Newcassel for my victuals and lodging, there be filthy maidens there by the shitload”.

From the wiki page for sunderland; ” In 1644 the North was captured by parliament.[31] The villages that later become Sunderland, were taken in March 1644.“ So, in the Civil War, it didn’t exist

Get used to this mate. 👍

Michael Chopra Eirik Bakke Bernt Haas

Heading over to the Nith Valley near Dumfries at lunchtime for a long weekend with the family. Taking the mutt, so I’m hoping to have fresh lamb tomorrow I was shaving my bonce earlier and it struck me that in your 50s, “holiday trim” has a very different meaning than in your 20s.

How many sides of A4 is your “hate” list?

Older sex workers were one of the worst hit demographics, so…

Only a bit?

It’s been bugging me for ages who these two lovelies remind me of, and it’s just dropped.…

Can you copy and post it again so we can all like it again, please?

Their owner will be a bit conflicted

I’ve just put it on- fucking hell