Monkeys Fist

After the past few days, I doubt we’ll be seeing him or Quiff for a very long time.

t00nraider2. They seemed very nice on NO, why would we do them dirty?

This takes me back to the days of Chilli Flakes and how to boil water

That’s no way to treat an account- give it some tiddies, you monster

I’ve not- where is it? Love that the first item on their menu is custard tart

Anyone want essembee’s number? It’s 0191 27031970. Good and proper

They’re in a desert. Him and Eddie both have the Ginger Fear.

Rayvin definitely has a suit of the white lady-cat from Tom and Jerry, with a belly to butt zipper. “ Miaoooow… sorry!… purrrrrrrrr!”

I can’t remember if it was on the emergency Twitter thread, or on NO, or the r/wehaterenton page, but I actually said that I’d used an alt to not sicken people with my depravity I was surprised to see Gloomy was such a frequent poster on r/blackwomenshittinginsinks though.

Half the board reading this…

Fixed

Since they will no longer be communicating with the plebs, and I’m now their bitch, they’ve told me to tell you to watch your whore mouth.

It’s just pictures of seagulls.

r/wehaterenton.

The cheek of it, old posters coming on here.…

Aye, look after yourself Ant- nowt more important than your own well-being, so take some time to relax. Thanks too, for looking after and running this place for so long- the Shed is a bit echoey without it. Hats off to the new Triumvirate of Overlords too, beware the Ring (piece) of Power though for it corrupts all men, especially you Andrew since you live in Hobbiton. It was fun invading NO for a day or two, but it’s nice to be home.

Fists or funstick?

She’ll be lucky to make it to the end of the path, never mind the slopes

That’s a 30 pack, the fucking midget.

Beard, tats, man-bun. The trifecta of twatiness.

Roy Wood wrote a song for the New Seekers to use in Eurovision, but they fucked it off. @Meenzer will no doubt confirm this.

Don’t be sad, though.

Ffs lads , it’s @PaddockLad, he was there today wasn’t he?