Monkeys Fist

Sent it by Mrs. F- I saw the header pic and thought “Fuck off, click bait” and clicked anyway Bridget still method acting for Single White Female

No need to call them pigs, old chap, they just like pies. 😉

Bridget Fonda in 2009 Bridget Fonda now Pies- just say no kids.

Cask Ex(hibition) was the Holy Grail of beer at the time for our lot Fucking lovely stuff, totally different to the fizzy piss of the same name that fuelled 90% of the Black Garter

I’ve almost definitely stumbled past you on the way in/out of the park for a Devils Lettuce

It is bizarre, was a tiny room really. I’ve got vague memories of Pud towering over the pool table at the end of the room- we used to congregate at the window table at the left end of the bar upstairs, unless someone was sitting there, in which case we’d gently and gradually encroach until they fucked off

80/- was the absolute tits! Also Youngers No. 3 was a superb pint.

If he did he’s probably swept me up off the floor upstairs after a match- used to meet my brother there before and after games and drink Guinness until we fell over or agreed with Gene Clark, (another upstairs regular).

I hope he has written consent from Lytton Bros. Pictures LTD. for that pic Wouldn’t want Big Len coming round and putting a reducer on Wor Stevie, would we? #originalginster #heronfoodspictures #sponsoredbyrichenergy #bullshit

On a scale of 1- Chebs…?

Aye No longer with us, his wife finally KILLED HIM!

It should really be Top 6, because, you know…fingers.

I thought all my birthdays had come at once when I got this dental appointment …

Lovely in Siberia this time of year

Who rang you?

Is one of the things I hate Americans pronouncing wrong- that and mirror. “ Oh Creg, look in the meeeer”. Fuck off.

Please make sure they paste sunderland when they play them in a season or two Craig.

I always like to picture takes like this from the pet’s POV. Have you read Fat Freddy’s Cat comics?

Howmanheyman when he sees this…

Who’d have thought so many Kiwis were called Brian, eh?

I’m not seeing “ sold hoverboard” there, mind Gloomy.

Fraud, Offshore, Arthritis, Not offshore, Mental, Not Mental, Shed. Not too bad, all things considered

Aren’t Bananas now sterile and have to be artificially reproduced? In other news, Jaffa Cakes are nice.

Just popped over to NO… Alannis Morrisette all over this