Monkeys Fist

If they’re hitting The Western Bypass at 3:30pm or thereabouts, they’ll be lucky to hit 30mph tbh.

Banged his Mam?

There are 67.22 million people in the Uk, and Wykiki HATES THEM ALL!

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/20216092.fuel-crisis-protestors-plan-slow-drive-a1-friday/

Some of his best friends are theys.

I won’t be either.… it’ll not sound crazy!

I’ll give him 36hrs at best before he’s back on spouting shite.

I’ll happily call anyone whatever they prefer, but if they make a song and dance about it I’ll just call them a tit. Harumph.

Reported, David.

I’d have slapped her daft.

That’s quite enough pontificating from you.

Labelled “ Neck Wider Than Head “

I’m just disappointed it’s stuck inside.

Shapism is NOT WELCOME HERE! Reported.

Spanish lass at 1:33 thinking. “ How the fuck did I end up here? “

12,000 replies in our thread over there. Rent free.

Jordan’s face there- looks like it’s made from three different people. Some 12yr old lads hair, Mrs. Doubtfire’s eyes and Andre the Giant’s jaws.

No, we have Chelsea at home two days before the break, but have a fairly easy run in before that 😉

It’s always fun when one of these absolute whoppers has a sudden attack of “The Morals!” By the end of this, we should be able to, fairly precisely, determine exactly how thick the filling of the shit sandwich needs to be for each of them before they’re full. Fuck ‘em all.

The little smile when he knows he’s got him

Hopefully we’ll have the Champions League place and Title sorted for the penultimate game at home to Walkers Crisp City.

FYP

I’m sure they found plenty of those.