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Monkeys Fist

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    It’s probably because Schteve speaks fluent Dutchlish.
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    Wasn’t there a German bloke suspected a while back?
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    80085
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    Selling Maguire to us.
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    That’s not Lewis Hamilton man… Reported. ( Why’s Thierry Henry stood in front of the Yank flag?)
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    I think after a day or two on her nest she’d drive you yentl …
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    Here to help.
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    Are we talking Steffi Graf or Brooke Shields? ( I’m just ignoring Barbara Streisand being on his hit list )
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    Couldn’t resist
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    (*WARNING- This post contains rage triggers if your digit count is greater than 10) Why would we sell to our rivals?
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    That’s the funniest bit of all. It’s the kind of “ the water is TOO WET” tantrum a 2yr old would throw.
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    So many kofte pizzas..…
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    “ What are your two favourite foods, skinny fat man?” ” Lamb Kofte, and Pizza…” “ Say no more…”
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    Little bit of landing strip, for the win.
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    I’m almost as bald as Shelvey, and have now gone deaf from the sound of half a lifetime of sopping knickers splatting on the floor due to my outrageous sexiness. So, bald Agassi.
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    The seeythe is strong in this one.
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    Captain Contrary strikes again…
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    Hairy Agassi or Bald Agassi? Doesn’t matter to me but @The Fish will need the details clarified
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    The defining physical characteristics of each are… Bald Blonde Short. Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck- it’s a duck.
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    That answers @PaddockLad’s question about backspin. Shitloads.
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    He has alopecia, which has caused every hair on his body to fall out. Bald Edward- “ distinguished by his milky white hair and beard” Blonde. Billy Monger- no idea how tall he was before the crash, but he’s at least two feet shorter now. Short.
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    To the Bat shed!
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