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My teacher told me I’d never amount to anything in poetry due to my dyslexia. I’ve shown that cow- just sold my first 6 vases, and 4 decorative plates.
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Do they do anything you can break wind dance to?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-68806386 South Shields fans on the way home from Tamworth. No fatalities but some serious injuries. -
Pinchloaf
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They ran on to the pitch to the strains of Land of Hope and Glory
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Given the barnstormer we just handed out to Spuds, the carrot-on-a-stick of snagging a euro spot, and the potential return of a bit of grade A shithousery, I’ll say a tight win to us. That’s not to mention the bribes to refs, linesmen, media-wide pundits and journalists, opposition teams, Serie A, rice farmers in Taiwan, and of course, the genocide. 5-0 to us. Wilson and Trippier double hat tricks each.
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Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
It has mate, it’s all ground floor. I really liked it- laid back atmosphere, very nice food. Three starters, three mains and a couple of drinks each came to around £80, which was very reasonable for the quality. Definitely one we’ll be going back to. -
I think he’s got the hump
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Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
Ended up going to Paros on Chilli Road- very nice cafe/restaurant gaff. Also bumped in some old friends who came in just after us… -
I’ve always wondered which of the following they consider to be the classiest? 1- Glassing your chairman when he’s out for a meal with his wife. 2- Racially abusing your striker’s mother 3- Shitting all over your stadium and village. Maybe it’s a cumulative thing?
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£2 more and I can get you a box of Wasps.
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As well as all the clear benefits this win gives us re. League position, GD, confidence etc, let’s not forget how pissed off Andrew will be at having to start another match thread.
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It’s really good- as you say, some of the performances of singers she cites as influences are incredible, the Carleen Anderson one doing Don’t Look Back in Anger is sublime.