Monkeys Fist

100% got one on his house

Isn’t Malik an Egyptian name, though, and therefore African? Just wondering.…

I HAVE A NAME!

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Yours is permanently locked now, like.

Aye, but it’s fun.

Also makes you wonder why Billy has a till installed in his living room bar?

Yeah, annoying isn’t it?

Tbf it’s like a cup final for Bolton.

You’ve always been able to I think.

It’s in the secret forum.

What about making the option to have their name in Pink? P(ink)=Patron? Sounds like a winner to me.

Can we maybe put a big P on their foreheads?

An alternative view is to say- “ aye, trans folk deserve the same treatment as anyone else” and go about your day.

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What about The Strawberry Blonde Quiff? Give the Kommisariat of Banning Orders a little scare

Is this just a green circle to you?

Tbf to Berb Lee, he believed Keegan when he told him Middlesbrough was further north than Newcastle, so he’s historically gullible.

Yours definitely smell of taint. * proper intellectual response 👍

I like to think I’m a tolerant, generally easy-going bloke, a former tree-hugging hippy, heavily left-leaning but with enough experience to ground it in reality. Bearing that in mind, my response to this would be…

She’s madder than a bucket of frogs, but I would disappoint the shit out Mariah Carey

What about FOT- same letters, but similar enough to our very own murder-suicide freak of old to be memorable, also the sound you make popping the seal on a new jar of instant coffee?