Monkeys Fist

Is it a chicken?

Right - we’ve had our fun but I reckon we should consider donating to this. Obviously we need a concensus, but as I’m not the thread starter I can’t put a poll on. So, everyone in favour raise your righ… … oh.

I’ve had my appendix for 53 years. It’s still a pointless organ and if it goes wrong it’ll be out with no regrets.

Things have come on in hops and bounds since the 1960s though.

Compass- kept walking in circles.

No need for that. Hop it.

If he did sign, at least he wouldn’t have to worry about playing in a derby.

Haven’t clicked- is it written in shorthand?

And, for large portions of our time in the league, we’ve been fucking amazing to watch. I can’t think of a single Everton game that sticks out as entertaining for a neutral.

They might have massive pricks, but we’ve got Eddie Howe’s beef wand

That’s as fucking boring as I expected it to be

I’ve got no real animosity towards Burnley tbh, good mate of mine is born and bred and he’s gutted at their current plight. Fuck the scouse mackems though.

Fucking hell

Used to be a piece of piss til the Tories fucked everything, and everyone. Reap what you sow. ( how’s it difficult? Just tick “poverty line” on every box and you’re done )

Scheckshy!

It’s been two hours- is the laddie still not back from school yet?

No expense was spent on the trophy

This is the kind of pedantry I live for

1 man 2 cups. CT-

Come on CT- I see you lurking. What combo of results would get us 40 points after 14 games. You have 1 minute.

14 wins , aye? That’d put us on 42 points though. At which point in our 14th game could we say we’ve earned 1 point, to hit the 40 point mark, so that Bunter can put his magic hat on and have a raging boner?

It’s not your actions. It’s you.

Vorsprung durchfall Technik

Did you see Sam West’s response to Dowden’s St.George Day flag wanking? They really are thicker than castle walls.

Pluck? Thrum?