Monkeys Fist

Wykiki and Renton getting ready for some shed time…

Oh, ok then, if you Insist (NSFM, obvs). also, fixed the missing link

Wykiki the bukkake freak

This is a pants-half-wet comment if ever I saw one

“ The Prime Minister was present in the ICU, but he was there in a work capacity and only stayed for 10 minutes …”

Make sure to watch Dorries getting eviscerated just beforehand, just for a contrast.

I’d expect the number of letters to be rising after today’s bumblefuck in PMQs.

Basically what everyone with a shred of decency is saying- he’s a disgrace to himself, and the country. She got a bit emotional at the end.

She went full 6yr-old at the end “ Well, that’s just what you say!” How the fuck is she anywhere near Parliament ?

Any of the white lads piss you off, too?

Renton puts the “ If the sofa is rocking, don’t come knocking” sign up on the living door…again.

Now that you mention it. … NSFW, obvs.

Noted, Manchester B team …, noted.

Tbf, every picture I’ve ever seen of Johnson is damning.

He’s from Hampshire so he’ll still be a bit salty that his team is shit since Ferguson retired.

What’s depressing as fuck is that, not too long ago, had a PM held one, single, party whilst the country was under lockdown, they’d have walked the minute it came out. Sue Gray investigated 16 parties at No.10 16 16 times, at least, these cunts thought “fuck it, let’s get lashed”. My dad died at home, in pain, without the standard of palliative care he’d get in a hospital, because he didn’t want to die alone, and he knew we’d have to follow the rules. Meanwhile, this cunt was getting shitfaced on our coin, on a regular basis, with his cunt pals and workers. My hatred for this privileged waste of fucking oxygen is absolutely incandescent, and I wish nothing but the worst for him and his ilk.

Point of order- no he doesn’t.

No he shouldn’t.

6 minutes? Show off.

I still reckon he sounds like the noise you make when you tickle your kids.

What’s Luke “£50 million” Edwards got to say about all this?

No mention of The Shit Kit. This bloke’s a rank amateur.

Supposedly Lennie Peters was Charlie Watts’ uncle. You heard it here first.