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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I am now the official TT Diaby expert. Any queries about him must go through me.
  2. Didn’t Steven Segal once get put in a choke hold and shit himself, a la Derek Acorah? Not sure if that was before or after he started beating the crap out of Kelly LeBrock?
  3. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletic_Bilbao
  4. Bould and Winterburn. We don’t know it’s Arsenal , we don’t even know it’s a North London club. Whoever it is was arrested in Barnet. That’s as much as we know, and as much we should PUBLICLY be saying.
  5. He’s missed a trick like- should’ve dressed as a munchkin.
  6. He’s only ever seen two pairs of tits in his life, and his mam is out at the Bingo. He can keep the fucking Batsuit on, thanks.
  7. It’s nerd. North East Retard Dialect.
  8. Careful gents. ☝️ We don’t want to have to go back to NO, do we?
  9. Disappointed tbh, I was hoping for one their specialty, double-figured syllable words with a very specific application. I’ll use my extensive knowledge of German (Google) and settle for Huhn abweichend.
  10. You dirty old lech! ( which channel did you say it was ?)
  11. How would one say “Chicken Nonce” in German?
  12. This is what 4 months of takeaways does to a man. Beejay493 was as svelte as Keto CT before Christmas and now he washes his butt with a rag on a stick. Can’t say I’m surprised with Crawfords mind- I told them to stick to the biscuits but they wouldn’t listen, oh no… they wanted a slice of the kitchen insurance pie.
  13. I’ve not seen it but I’ve read about Bourdin- what’s incredible about the story from India is how long the bloke managed to fool them. They’re investigating suspect land sales of the father’s land that he gifted to his “son”, who sold it on to people from his original home village.
  14. Chicken Nonce’s twitter since Bruce got peddled- a visual summary…
  15. That’s the same pic you posted 4 months ago! There’s a rabbit off here lads… I’m not surprised they’re not paying you, you dodgy get
  16. This is a very bizarre tale- 16yr old kid goes missing in India over 40 years ago, 4 years later some lad turns up, neighbours tell his blind dad it’s him, so he accepts him - even though his wife says it’s not their son. Earlier this year the “son” was eventually jailed… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-61981241.amp
  17. Aye, canny, but can they play it on vacuums and cleaning fluid bottles?
  18. There’s been a serac collapse at Marmolada in Italy, 5 confirmed dead but more expected. Fuck me, that’s insane.
  19. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia's_big_things Road trip!
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