Monkeys Fist

Which big decisions would we say he’s got right then?

I’d go the malicious compliance route here, and just add the word today, as I’ve placed it above. Then change them each day, keep everyone in their toes.

Is fewm a common tinterweb term when referring to our fragrant brethren down the road, or is the account holder among us?

Oh my fucking word

You don’t want that on your browser history man! Just ask the Mrs next time

Nah, given the state of Johnson’s nerves tonight I’d have said she’s giving him a blumpkin.

Dorries can breathe through her ears, which is how she got to where she is today.… … on her knees

Happy Birthday David.

Anyone know any good parking spots in Wimbledon?

LFCd YP

It was them who tripped her.

It’s terrible that Johnson’s actions/inactions have put the billionaire Sunak out of work. How will he cope?

Where’s the Kamagra Kid when you need him?

Him and Jimmy Two Times have business concerns in Little Italy- what of it?

I wonder if Dora the Explorer ever found Nemo on her travels?

All the symbols have worn off so you can’t see which button is which. It’s pure muscle-memory now.

One has to keep the archive functional.

“Have a word with “our friend” at the LTA, start the disinformation campaign.…” ”Done” https://www.lta.org.uk/fan-zone/british-tennis-players/cameron-norrie/

Can’t trust these Spitfire-inventing fuckers 😉

😉

Weekends only?

HMHM hands over tickets to his daughter… ” Dad, these are for the Girls Aloud reunion at Powerhouse”

Nah, I’ve got some paint drying, then I’m stabbing my eyes with rusty nails.