Monkeys Fist

Wonder if this will scupper Javid? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62099061 tldr: Tories up to their neck in Über undeclared meetings, in breach of ministerial code.

FYP

If it was real Wagyu beef you wouldn’t be wasting it in a burger

Aye, that and the fact he wouldn’t make it past the first rounds to the members vote.

£24 ??? Was it served on a naked waitress or something?

Oh aye, make the fuckers rage.

Are any of those fucking idiotic Cereal Bars that served bowls of Frosties etc, still open I wonder?

It’ll be twice that if you want butter

Me and Mrs. F. are heading up to a taproom in Amble to have all the stupid beers and ridiculously over-priced “artisanal” foods.

They should put on some “ curry and a beer”events, just for shits and giggles

Says on ITV until 1974- that’s why I’ve never heard of it, we were strictly BBC

That’s a damn shame. The episode with Paulie and Chris, Pine Barrens, was one of the best single episodes of TV I’ve seen.

I have no fucking idea who that is, even after googling him

Aye, imagine…

Still recovering. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/william-lee-missing-appeal-sunderland-23513187.amp

Speaking of which, another candidate has jumped on the jolly bus. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62103360 Kemi Badenoch

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-62100209 The Tamworth councillor who’s accused Pincher of twice assaulting him was told to keep quiet by Tory HQ.

It’s insane, isn’t it? They make billions in profit every year, it’s utterly unnecessary, but here we are. Remember when utilities were nationalised, and affordable?

What stands out to me in that list, I expect him to lie his fucking skin off on the “big” ones- poverty, economy etc. But they couldn’t even get it remotely right in something utterly trivial like a crown stamp on a pint glass- at every single point, they were wrong. That sums up his entire administration for me, they were, and still are, literally, criminally incompetent.

The Scene; A Sweet Factory in Fawdon. 3a.m. A tired, weary and mildly sweaty HMHM trudges in to the break room, takes off his Oompa Loompa suit, slumps down in a hard plastic chair, and wearily pulls out his phone to have a look on TT. Everyone is asleep… there’s fuck all happening. Suddenly, a notification goes off. Its RobinRobin, posting gifs from the other side of the world, when he should be concentrating on sorting out defence cases for Bogans. HMHM smiles a weary smile, and trudges back to the shop floor to make more sweets for the nations children, a warm glow of fellowship keeping him going. “ He’s a good cunt, that RobinRobin, later, lolz!”

Shiraz vs Merlot

Give him a chance, he’s busy placating the Whorse over not being able to use Chequers.

That’s got to be a spoof, hasn’t it?… …Hasn’t it?