Monkeys Fist

I don’t think that’s fear you can smell

Reality bites.

30 sausages on the plate, faint smell of piss?

Is that a very young Alan Kennedy bottom right, with no top on ?

I hope you said Hi, asked him how the taxi business was, chatted about rusty spoons, aye?

Eat his bacon.

She’s like the mackem Pigsy

Right- they don’t have any oil, do they? Crack on Vlad.

Article from Der Spiegel saying the US have detailed info that the invasion will happen on Wednesday. https://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/krise-in-osteuropa-cia-rechnet-mit-russischem-angriff-kommende-woche-a-2e10a45f-b6eb-4b1a-b692-2edc64c04adf What do we in the NATO and the west do if this happens? Economic sanctions will do fuck all, imho, so are we going to send troops to help our Ukrainian allies or what? Edit; 16/02/2022 we took the Ukraine good and proper, you heard it here first, etc.

That would be what, 4 or 5 seasons in the 3rd division?

He’s just showing off his remote control collection. None of them work.

Gordon Ramsey tenderising the fillet there.

His judgement calls go a long to explaining why he’s got such a problem with gambling.

How have we missed this?

That thing used to drive around the city centre full of Tracys at the weekends.

I recommend following the t00nraider2 reply treatment.

Following a brief peruse of the thread on their as-yet-unconfirmed new boss, I’m going to stick my neck out and say that unless this bloke turns them in to 1970s Brazil in under 3 weeks, his honeymoon period will be shorter than the wedding ceremony. Fan-fucking-tastic!

What’s worse- a President calling someone a rapist, or a President who is one? Asking for a pal.

BONG- not even once!

Just make sure that if anyone breaks in, it’s actually a burglar, and not just a mess https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.eurosport.com/football/premier-league/2008-2009/ameobi-in-mess_sto1801006/story-amp.shtml

Lucky you! It’s without a doubt the worst food I’ve ever had in a pub.

Have you been to the Schooner for a pint of attitude and a plate of disappointment yet?

You still on the piss in Alnmouth?