Monkeys Fist

So sorry to hear about your old man Strawb I can sympathise with you- my old man decided against treatment as his was too far gone, it’s awful thinking about him having to make that choice, but as you say- I was very proud of him when he did.

Aye, but Wood is twatmalialsielal

He’s not sleeping until we re-sign Mitrovic or he becomes disabdlededld

That’s easy for you to say.

You’re disabldeded.

Someone’s had too many Rich Energys whilst watching Superb Owls.

Of course, he’s an excellent driver.

The Ragheedia? * reported.

One of the black lads, probably Willock going off.

Post don’t drink.

Moving on Up being played on the stadium PA

Get the fuck in. Thank fuck, also.

You sound like Herr Flick

Fuck off Beige- offside

Someone remind of the top level PL sides Sourness managed please, and how successful he was at all of them.

God damned autocucumber! ( fixed it, but left in your quote for posteriors )

I was in the pub the other day and a massive tiger came in and approached the bar. “ I’ll have a rum and…” then, 2 minutes later, “… coke please Barman!” The barman said, “ Ok, but what’s with the huge pause?” Tiger said, ” Oh, I get them from my dads side of the family”. Fuck off. 👍

Nice family.

There’s Noel Gallagher to the right of the lad with the pot on his head, though

Had to be- U21s or U18s even? Aye, I’m struggling to recognise many more.

There’s a suite and a plaque for Joe Harvey, nowt for Keegan yet. ( I’m not disagreeing that a stand should be named for Harvey, mind, he is an absolute legend- just, so is Keegan).