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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Since it’s our last home game, and Gloomy is going to post Trent titties later,( aren’t you?) … I’d like to invoke the spirit of TECHNO PENGUIN! As you were gentlemen.
  2. I knew he wouldn’t be able to keep it up.… … *coughs kamagra kid…
  3. Shall I start a “Tits from The Trent” thread for you Gloomy, for later, when you share the joy with us ?
  4. Pigsy was obviously soaking his trotters for a few hours then saw Fish’s post, switched off the Denise Squelch porn and frantically texted his daughter. “ Wait on the path by the garden gates- I’ll be out in a minute”.
  5. Alhamdulillah!! ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ
  6. CT will be getting a micro-chub at every bloke he spots wearing a jacket when he gets his binoculars out and scans the crowd.
  7. I’m on an iPhone. Let’s see… Bible. Quran. Is the bible automatically capitalised? Is the quran automatically capitalised? So, both are capitalised at the start of a sentence but not if used mid-sentence. Have you got the Angry Gammon widget installed?
  8. On behalf of Britain, I accept your apology.
  9. The Spanish lass is still getting my “vote”
  10. Fucking Box Heed Jenas. He’s like the BBC’s own covid virus.
  11. I’d forgotten how much that shot curled in to the corner, tbh, mostly because I’m busy unzipping my pants when I watch it.
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