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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist
    He’s their captain. Never change, mackems, never change
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    Remember where you heard it first.
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    He’s just invaded another country. He’s a fucking psycho, of course he’ll use it as a threat.
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    Chernobyl now in Russian military hands.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    If all the world leaders just had a bit Bong, we’d all be better off.
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    Tuigamala, egg-chasing legend, 52. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-league/60509633
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    I don’t remember sitting in the Farmers, but I did.
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    I said earlier in this thread- Novichok the fucker, then deny all knowledge. You could put the Novichok on the tip of a bunker buster, just for good measure.
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    Aye- Grade 1 Listing puts Leazes Terrace in the same 2.5% as Buckingham Palace, The Houses of Parliament, Tower Bridge etc. Even changing use of it from what it is now to the examples stated above ( hotel, offices), would be a major ball-ache and probably unlikely to be approved.
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    Imagine Putin browsing General Chat on here.
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    Wtf? That’s just straight out of the Nazi playbook. The US is fucked, civil war before the decade’s out I reckon.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    I think he imagines them every day
  13. Monkeys Fist
    That, and he’s a fucking fantasist with no money.
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, if you thought Dolly Potter was bad, wait until the Benton Nimbies get going Not a chance.
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    Alex Neill’s honeymoon period was a quick hand-shandy out the back of the registry office, then straight to the divorce courts This is what, his third game?
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    Fuck.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    The match has been halted - It seems that a sunderland fan needs medical attention in the stands. Hope they’re ok.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Please say you wore a tutu, pleeeeeaaase
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Novichok the fucker. See how he likes them apples.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Those jeans were sold by bra size.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    To quote Stang out the Police ”When the world is running down You make the best of what's still around” They’ve not got much, let them have the deformed crisp
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    First read of it I was thinking- where’s the punchline? Then realised it’s all punchline.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Looks like he needs a seat in the South Stand.
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