Monkeys Fist

Speaking of dogs, I’ve just spent a very enjoyable 20 minutes sending my hairy little shitpurse insane with a laser pointer. Primates 1-0 Canines

Yep yep yep.

Reported

Get cracking Aimaad - The inaugural Dallas Mags Intercontinental Cup depends on you now.

Where are you based?

No.

In the spirit of civil disobedience, I clicked on it too. Top man!

What about this? It’s got that “Global Product” feel but is clean and simple- some might say elegant. #football #plagiarism #fuckit

Gwhat Shops… fucking hell. (Is that a young CT when he could still be arsed to walk his dogs? )

It’s a grateful goodbye to the players who stood tall when Newcastle fell short. 👍 Glad to help.

I’m sure if he DM’s Gandaft he can put him on to some bijou al fresco slumber sites. #recycling #business #spoilyourself #behindheronfoods

This weekend I think. Just keep an eye on the Met Office site for the shower of shite moving the down the country.

And we wore red and white stripes first.

About 35,000ft for that daft plane cunt.

Bugger

Stevie was Deano????

That’ll do me.

ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS LIKE? NO WAY THE SPURS BOARDS HAVE AS MANY MENTALS AS WE DO! I’LL KNOCK YER TEETH OUT YOU SOUTHERN SHANDY DRINKING LA LA!

The Riverside? Do you mean the Mayfair?

Just whack this on and be done with it. ( colour the star in red ).

Aye, we didn’t get it, mostly because I said I’d do it for free

The top three, which I quite like, need a flash of red somewhere in them, otherwise they’d just get lost on the shirt.

Cheeky bastard! There are some things more precious than money and baubles. We did put a cheeky bid in when we got wind of the removal of it, though.