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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist
    “ Didn’t have peach, used a 6 litre tin of mandarins instead…5/7”
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Fucking honking, aren’t they?
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Sacking Bruce- back of the fucking net! Giddup! Almiron’s v Palace was mint, but Bruno’s cheeky back heel was minter. But, I’m going to pick every Joelinton goal since Howe joined us, as it’s just such a magnificent turnaround.
  4. Monkeys Fist
    £7million… That’s two new squads for them- should get them back up from League 1 at the first time of asking…
  5. Monkeys Fist
    “ Eeyven the bewkies love us Marra!”
  6. Monkeys Fist
    He wants a pizza the action.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Stop! I confit in there…
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Their penises are also ridiculous.
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Just for the title, this deserves to be here. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-60708711.amp
  10. Monkeys Fist
    I canard believe you took the easy option. Waddle people think about you now?
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Took me way too long to realise that was sped up.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    Whoever did it is going DOWN!
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Being looked in to by the Bill?
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Would you apply the same logic to Howe if he won Manager of the Season?
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Here you go PaddockLad, save you searching.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    “ If there’s someone dead, In the neighbourhood, Who you gonna call?…”
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Did they run out of orange paint?
  18. Monkeys Fist
    Real Bridget or Porn Bridget?
  19. Monkeys Fist
    St.Jim’s Garden.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    ( it’s even funnier when you click on the link ).
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Isn’t she both- born and raised in Russia, (St. Petersburg), took Swiss nationality once she had a stranglehold on the world’s poor and hungry? It’s a shocker for the great unwashed, after their annual sportswash ( in the fountain, before the match, marra), turns out they are literally responsible for taking food out of the mouths of millions of starving kids, ( which, let’s be honest, makes a change from them putting things in the mouths of kids, but that’s another issue…) It makes MBS look like a fucking saint by comparison
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Here’s the actual tweet, for ease of sharing…
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Please spam the fuck out of it all over Ready to Groom… we wouldn’t want the Saints of sunderland to be unaware of the horrors their owner is responsible for, would we? As I’m sure they would all agree @Ayatollah Hermione, has your mate seen this? How much does he want to tweet it out?
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Ah well, that’s a shame for them -since they’re all such fine, moral, classy fans they’ll have to totally abandon their club now. Won’t they.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Slightly spreadable Giddup!
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