Monkeys Fist

Lahvly Bwekfust darlin’

He’ll be a busy lad.

Fuck it

I love his avatar mind. “ SPC NASH.” mackems… bless

Can we force DannyB to come back?

Every review I’ve seen for it says the cinematography is amazing, and to definitely stick with it until Spall turns up? And, of course, Emily Blurt. On the list.

“Eeyah, Donna, ‘ave yer seeyun what them murderous bastids up the road ‘ace done, Marraette? They’ve payunted tha pitch in Saudi colours! Ahm FEEEYYYWWWMMMIIIINNN!!!!! “

Can we all use our legendary restraint and sensitivity for when Comic Book Davide sees this- poor lad will be heartbroken … Batman voice actor Kevin Conroy dies aged 66 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63597266 Thoughts and prayers @The Fish, thoughts and prayers…

Freakish height and Gingerism aren’t disabilities, are they?

MAGEYYYYDIAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Whaaat? He was about 150 in 1977 when that bloody song came out.

Just decide whether you want an egg, pineapple, or both, before reading the replies

Grandstand, fucking hell. Knowing now that Frank Bough liked nothing better than a nose full of Charles and a bum full of his Mrs’ strap-on puts a whole different slant in his laid back intros to Wrestling from Milton Keynes Sports Centre.

To Chelsea. Eddie’s just won the trophy of doom

Gemmill won’t be watching unless he eats up all of his potatoes and carrots, and just two more forkfuls of peas, (but makes sure he’s left room for pudding).

Just send him the dick pic, for everyone’s sake.

Not for long. (Hope he’s got 2FA, btw)

Ayatollah regrets bringing his air fryer to the match…

Google on the streets Bing in the sheets.

sunderland’s squad

“ Ihatef**kingseagulls1” ”If**kinghateseagulls1” Now you’re fucked. Sorry.