Monkeys Fist

“ The cracks, though in appearance are worrisome, upon investigation are superficial, seeming to emanate from the bathroom and the garage- specifically behind the sofa next to several arcade machines. Our recommendation is to contract tradesmen to repair the cracking and for the client to stop tearing the neck off it quite so enthusiastically in his man cave “

Probably on her 2nd bottle by then

Elvis, Lady Di, and Marilyn Monroe-it’s a Viz Commemorative Plate house! ( Knocking bet there’s a Queen Mother portrait in the bog).

Mackems watching Bruno’s goal ( because they all have) ( Also, mackems s(h)itting in the South Stand)

I think we all need to calm down, sit at the garden table, pop a “raisin congelé” in some cheekily fragrant rosé, and have a plate of tapas Inglesas

Trust a mackem to screw things up.

E. Fuck ‘em, 3rd division bamps.

SMBd YP

“ Welcime to Up The Arse Corner, son”

He came back, briefly

It’s one of these

Take him away and shoot him at dawn.

Writes for the Grauniad, covering men walking round fields with sticks and little balls. https://www.theguardian.com/profile/ewanmurray

He is-he hasn’t got one.

Fixed dein pöst

(click on the pic )

She has an incredibly short little finger.

Did we ever win away from home after going behind under him? (Did we ever win away from home? )