Monkeys Fist

Didn’t the harmless little scallywag from Steps have the same name as him, and was also Welsh. Poor fucker got some grief for a while

Terrigle.

(This is shaping up to be another hit for The Police )

Told the Mrs. I’d pay for her breast implants but only if they were made of solid oak. She said- “ Oooh, no, that’d be uncomfortable and weird” I said, “ Aye, wouldn’t it. “

The annual £115,000 isn’t going to spaff itself up the wall, is it?

I think you’d be better using a golf bat.

Sorted.

“ Eeee, I thought it was an egg basket!”

If you zoom in on the traffic cones, you can see Tom, comatose, behind them.

I’m quite impressed that this isn’t the most useless bit of tat posted on here today, mind.

It’s sold as a washing cage for basebal caps, but is “multifunctional” , and can also protect and stack said headgear.

I do.

Tarry ye not!

Toms Holiday pics… ” This is me, paggered behind the Colosseum” ” This is me, having a piss in to the Trevi fountain… aye, proper scuttled” ” This is me, in the bar next to the Eiffel Tower, bollocksed on Absinthe” ” Aye, arseholed at Disney World, belta “

“Verily Sire, Get thee to fuck”.

No.23 in an occasional series of “ things you can live your whole life without even realising they exist” Anyone want to guess?

Out of the whole shitshow, this is the bit that rankles the most. Barely mentioned by the pitiful “Stay” campaign irc.

Did they ever deserve it? Always been corrupt, pocket-lining cunts as far as I can remember.

Lizzy ( Gorbless ‘er, etc) definitely shagged a horse, at least once.

ExiledYP

No one does that better than the Bee Gees.

Don’t know what you mean? *This sounds great on my new LG TV with Dubly Soundbar.