Monkeys Fist

They all need to chill… … some grapes.

#tuesdayvibes #architecture #stickycarpet #heronfoods #snug #business

He’s found 50p and inflated the tyres on the caravan- moving to Pennywell.

SOPYP ( Stinks Of Piss)

“ The aal sound forrin and the aal end with an “i”, must be the same…FTM”

Very sorry to hear that Strawb. He’ll have been glad his loved ones were with him, too.

Speaking of “one-offs”, you’ll feel back to your normal self once you’ve had a “tester” without your heart exploding - Hope it all works out well, though, if they do put a turbo in, don’t forget to let them know you’re UK born, and so they need to reverse all polaritys. 😉

Tbf, he’d have to spend some of it on them first

Out of all that, the thing that surprised me most was being reminded El Hadji Diouf played for them

I knew it looked familiar

Craig just posted that above, man.

The conversation at the barbers… “ What style would you like, tovarich?” ” Motorbike helmet” ” No, no, Komrad Roman, I can do yo…” ” MOTORBIKE HELMET! “ “Da”

If nothing else, he wants locking up for life with no parole for this fucking crime against hair

It’s just CT after 2 days of Keto.

I honestly felt myself improving just from the act of seeking help. I had a poor experience of therapists after my brother was killed, so I swerved the offer and went straight for the Garys.

Is it becoz I iz Team Sossidge?

This has me in bits

FYP

Won’t be sold to Saudis then, that takes at least 18 months.

I’m guessing he’s asking us because of our previous owner’s abysmal record with his employees, giving birth in work toilets etc? Isn’t he?

Just picturing Renton stood in a field in the pissing rain, getting bombarded by seagulls, raging at the world as he digs up yet another rusty fucking spoon… ” YOU CUNTS SAID THIS WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!!!!!!”

That’s him at the back though

He’ll be in big trouble if that pic makes it back to his boss at Initial, they take a very dim view of their cleaners using client equipment. #walter #heronfoods #part-timeworkers #cleanthatupbitch #tramp

I’m not a gambling man, but wanna bet? They’ll be wanking themselves daft.