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    What? You’ve posted some squiggly lines. Tell me what this shows
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    Fixed your bullshit.
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    Before we accept “ half giraffe” as a new unit, we need to settle the important (related) question of how would a giraffe wear pants? or
  5. Monkeys Fist
    Is this the week CT finally gets the hang of Googling something before asking us to do it for him?
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    Longstaff was out injured- use the search function on the Google machine, fucking luddite
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Another Kamagra freak
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    I was waiting for him to bring on Gloomski.
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    His lass’s OnlyFans is something else, mind
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    #flying
  12. Monkeys Fist
    #hestandswithus
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    He was also chronically impotent, and basically ate viagra for breakfast… to no avail.
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    Joelinton? Also, Aye, apart from very nearly getting the whole board shut down for one of his little crusades, he was top notch
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    It all started when you put your hat in the blue wash, didn’t it CT?
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    There’s only one Nigerian Prince that matters
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    Worldle Geography filled a few minutes today- same crack as wordle but you get an outline map of a country. After each guess you get the distance from the solution country, the direction, and a percentage of letters in the name. Free app etc
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    It was only 10ft wide man! ( that’s roughly half a giraffe).
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    How the fuck did you dig this up?
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    I’m feeling attacked here.
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    It’s got me baffled tbh Why pick a giraffe as the animal you’re going use half of as a descriptor? If it’s the bottom half, there’s some weight and mass involved- if it’s the top half, we’re talking a wee head and neck… They could have said… a bison- About 10ftish, no need to imagine only half of it, but if you did, it’d be fucking weighty whichever half you pictured. But …why even compare it to a half( or a whole) animal, of any kind? Just say “ 10ft wide asteroid” and I’m sure everyone can picture it perfectly.
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    So, a 10ft wide asteroid landed off the cost of Iceland 2hrs after it was first spotted. The Daily Hate decided that the best way to describe a 10ft asteroid was “ about the size of half a giraffe” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10610491/amp/Asteroid-half-size-giraffe-strikes-Earth-coast-Iceland.html What the fuck are they snorting?
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    Nah, he said comedians. You can have that one for free
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    Sugar Free… ( went looking for a pic of Rich Energy, found this …) That’s not a strapline- two drinks is their entire stock.
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    If they called it Sticky Black and Whites the southern media ponces ( Gloomski aside ) wouldn’t know where to spaff their load first
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