Monkeys Fist

Get fucked Gordon

I hope Eddie just said, “ I’m here tonight, aren’t I?”

Too easy. Must try harder

Boo! They spoil all our fun

The SOL should apply this to seat shitters, too

I fully agree re. the view, but Mick the landlord was very vocal in pointing out that, as an objection, that wouldn’t hold much water. ( It would also wreck the view from The Tyne, most of Ouseburn, and looking east from the city, but that’s by the by). Where I think this battle was won was in the strength of objection to a whole host of the other terrible features of the plan- increased traffic, poor parking, utterly at odds with surrounding architecture et etc. I makes me very happy that a social media campaign actually worked here, concentrating the anger of everyone (rightly) outraged over the loss of the view in to a very robust argument against the plans that actually worked. ( This possibly sounds like I’m having a dig at you Tom, I’m absolutely not, the view should be made untouchable).

Anyone who thinks capital punishment works should be strung up.

Ouseburn flat block developers reconsider design over complaints https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-60776505 👍 Thanks to anyone that registered an objection- let’s see what they come up with as an alternative.

Now that I’m Irish, I take deep offence at this. So I do.

If I remember rightly, he found a Spanish ancestor called Don Quicart?

If Fish can dig up ancient threads, so can I… … anyway, I’ve done so because my brother just told me that, having traced our line back the Isle of Man in the 1780s about ten years ago, then hitting a brick wall, he’s managed to get further back and our Great x5 Grandparents were both born and raised in Dublin. It’s St. Paddy’s day tomorrow so I will be thinking about the oppression of the dirty Brits on my people, whilst weeping stoically in to my pint of stout.

Even though it’s clearly the response of someone who knows, deep down, that they’re losing, it’s absolutely insane that this is coming from a world leader in 2022 yet reads like a b-movie script from the 1960s. I wonder how much credence there is in the early suspicions that he’s suffering from some kind of dementia ( which doesn’t excuse him from his absolute cuntery, at all).

I know “disaster fatigue” is very easy to succumb to, given the almost constant stream of atrocities we’re seeing, but this is just fucking despicable. Another war crime

Wasn’t sure where to post this… https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/science/2022/mar/01/tyrannosaurus-rex-may-have-been-three-species-scientists-say

It’ll also stop the kid hearing Tom scuttling his Mam

If every fan who’s club owner was dodgy cut football out of their lives, these daft cunts would be out of a job quicker than you can say “Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Writer of the Year 2014”

Fucking boomers

Still Disappointed

As ever, there’s only one journalist coming out of this whole affair with his credibility intact… Lol, Laterz!

I reckon owld Roni Measurement’s amygdala is well adjusted to overstimulation

I can’t believe those purple cunts are ahead.