Monkeys Fist

Wee update on the SG that Gemmill gave my nipper- it needed some frets replaced so I told him that he needed to save up to get it repaired, the thinking being that, since it was free, he needed to do something to give it a value to him. The lad Gemmill recommended quoted about £50 and he’s got £45 saved-it’s his birthday next weekend so he’ll get to his target and then some. Grandma Fist has already paid for the repairs , so his £50 can go to a proper amp, which he also now wants. When he gets the fixed SG I’m telling him though, that he must learn Riff Raff as his first song on it.

I don’t know about anyone else but I can’t wait … … It’s going to look crazy on my LG TV with Dolby Atmos Soundbar.

Sainsburys have gone above and beyond on the Fnarr Fnarr aisle Cock soup next to Palm Nut…. Fnarr gack! Nice bit of chilli induced ring sting, Mrs Saunders? Fufu- The Taste of The fucking Motherland? All conveniently placed next to each other so that man-children like me can stand and guffaw without having to shuffle too far.

He’s demonstrating his inability in that pic

Not anymore. *wipes it on the curtains…

Looks like I’ve found a fellow Hobbit.

Good man Berb.

From the Cure? If so, is anyone remotely surprised if he’s not a flag wanker?

Jubilee spirit!

He’ll be chilling at home with a takeout from pizza express and some 21 day aged beef (curtains)

??

Get Wolfy in as their PR bloke.…

If it is Gandaft, who wants to start a book on him wearing his white shirt, Ashley jeans, and manky jacket at the “reveal” photo op, whilst holding his prop can of magic piss.

Him at the back, fucking giant

It’s Paul Watson https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Paul_Watson_Newcastle_United.jpg

We’re talking about fucking freakishly tall lad far left on the back row- aye? He’s definitely the same kid in the team bath photo. But he isn’t Jeff Wrightson. I can’t find the pic but if memory serves Mysterio here is also on the left in the bath. ( Are we sure it’s not Peter Withe, btw?)

I was thinking “ he looks familiar …” and then I realised it’s the same kid from when we tried to identify him in a pic in the dressing room team bath with mcreery.

1.5”… flaccid?

Winner by a short length.

Newcastle managers coming 1st and 33rd out of 33.

Their advertising line “ Cazoo yeah you can!”, delivered in a brummie accent, is quite possibly the most vile phrase ever to despoil the English language.

Bane of my life, tbh.