Monkeys Fist

“ Anyone know any good parking in Tow Law?”

When they’re in the Conference, and watching their team from plastic garden chairs they bring themselves, and fan-owned, they’ll still have bedsheets/tea towels with “ Seck the Bard… Bring back Bally!”

He was never cut out to be a taxi driver anyway…

What job provides free bottles of Dog?

Newcastle almost guaranteed safe- pisses the bed like a battalion of pensioners on a stag do. Son offered free vaccine against global virus- drier than a nun’s nasty.

Depends if he’s got bewk learning or if it’s just what he’s been spoowin-fed from birth.

Terry Mac signed him by mistake again.

I think he’s based it on the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio, but it’s turned out more like Christ On A Bike!

He said fountain, not seat.

FTM’d YP

That looks like it stops milliseconds before he spews it straight back up

What did I miss?

I love a good bemusement park

He only went back a second time because he left his fucking kid there, again.

This is the start of the zombie takeover.…

Ayatollah likened him to Rocky Dennis, which is 100% on the button

#vanlife #field #rivers

Guaranteed the only time this lad’s been inside a vagina was at birth.

His dad looks like he’s eaten Bruce.

Kinky bitch.

CT’s gaff will be smelling like the Bigg Mkt pissers.

Fuck off scouse mackem cunts

Ffs.