Monkeys Fist

Other physical identifiers- when they screech “ 6 in a rower, marra!” and hold up one hand.

If he hailed from wearside, all three could be the same person.

I wouldn’t worry mate- no fucker will even mention it by next season. 🙏 🙏

Are you saying you don’t like him ?

Everything you need to know about him, in seven words.

I reckon the Saudis should buy sunderland … … not just the club, the whole place. Then level it and build our new trophy warehouse.

If my best man took me to the SoS on my stag do I’d shag his Mrs. then his Mam.

Is he driving over, the drunken shithouse?

That’s almost Viz Top Tip material.

I was going to make a joke about her badly packed Mexican kebab, but poorly-constructed burrito jokes get a bad wrap.

I think they’ve probably seen a few clips that have been properly filmed, edited and engineered, but done “fan tv” style and thought they could do it too with their Dad’s twenty year old digi-cam. It’s like Jackass- stupidest idea for a tv show, but done professionally, which spawned an epidemic of turbo-shite copycats.

If he ever needs help, I’ve got years of experience filming lasses dribbling with balls…

Pueblos, por favor.

MYP, muchacho.

It’s the shroud they use for the 6,500+ dead construction workers.

Pickford at full stretch

Daughter not passed her test?

Não. Estes são apenas gatos grandes e feios

Sweet Baby David!

Not at all. He’s evacuated his vowels.

His sister is the Nirvana fan, his current favourite band is the White Stripes.

If that’s the reason he’s gone loopy it would be fucking hilarious

He’s turned Welsh!