Monkeys Fist
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Which “game of football” is he at, I wonder? Can’t be a kickabout with his mates because… aye
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Even better splattered all over his chest
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“ Incredile”???? I expect better from you David.
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It’s a shame Sven Adult Books on Scotswood Rd. have changed their name, would’ve been nice to see them sponsor his kit
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That’s illegal in his part of the UK.
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I might* have had a smidgen of sympathy for them if they hadn’t acted like such small-time goons when we were (briefly) relegated. * actually, I wouldn’t … ever.
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Aye- whereas previously they had 4 absolute whoppers with no money in charge, now they’ve only got 3 absolute whoppers with no money in charge. Rome wasn’t skint in a day, and that.
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Fuck it, it’s been a while
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Twat! Speed fingers strikes again.
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Not according to Chez Given
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If they made a movie of his life, it’d be so Earth-shatteringly dull he’d probably watch it.
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Also, been out in the more rural NE postcodes lately, crawling with scantily clad milfs … Giddup!
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I have no recollection of being involved, but it sounds entirely plausible. I miss Lazarus, the nipple-footed filth merchant. He was my mentor.
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Sir Michael baiting the hook again.
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It’s sad to see the decline of old heroes. This bloke had the most glorious comb-over of the 18th, 19th, and 20th century.
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“ You should try pigeon racing, CT” ” Don’t be daft, I can’t fly “
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-61898016 More Brexit horror
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Some of the replies made even me wince
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Has his daughter been buckled on telly yet?
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One of the absolute joys of watching Mick Lynch is that, by his straight, honest and no nonsense approach to these interviews, whether he intended to or not, he’s exposing so many of them as the absolute bullshitters that they are. They’ll be seeing him in their dreams giving it…
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And that we are totally right.
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These last few pages man You can have one of two sandwiches* A nice chicken/falafel salad with a dressing of your choice, pick your bread, all made to order… but, the person who makes it probably had a shit this morning before coming to work. Or Put your hands out, we’ll get the fat tramp from the alley behind the shop to come in and drop a fresh steamer in them, no dressing, no bread, eat it all up like a good boy. *other “sandwiches” are available, but will only have one single filling, on sliced white, and it’ll be ready for you in a year or three.
