Monkeys Fist

Since he’s now “ a proper legend”, he’s decided to learn Death Letter, the White Stripes version.

For a little thing it’s got some oomph to it. We used to be well liked in our street…

Jnr been spending his money

Getting towards the end of the main story ( I think), got the Irish and French dlc to go after that. It’s a canny old romp, isn’t it? ( Did you go Tits or Tackle with Eivor?)

I’m going to go out on a limb here, and say we all might be getting a few days off very soon… Harry and Meghan fly to UK to meet Queen https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61114969

One can but hope…

Any excuse

They’ll be adding this to the list of post-Brexit trade. 6 crates of gooseberry jam to Vanuatu 3 packets of cheese to Tasmania 20,000 Ukrainians to Rwanda

Also, Gilbert Gottdeed, more like.

Never knew he was the piano geek in Fame, like …

Thank you for sharing my journey HMHM…

Sorry. It was a Longbent’un.

Left for a Newbiggin …

Peter Withe !!!!!

Just not him.

They threatened to release the footage of him actually humping the bint on his desk. Even he realised that’s 5 seconds that no one needs to see. Shite jokes aside, that’s a very good point and would be used against them in a normal country.

My reaction to “get on with” is along similar lines, since it implies that the cunts actually put a day’s work in.

The Trent have been on to the club, “ Block this perv from coming to matches please”

Of all the despicable, amoral, and criminal behaviour the Tories have carried out whilst screwing us, their repeated use of the phrase “get on with” is one that really makes my fucking teeth itch, for some reason.

Given that Sunak is “only” paid £150k ( his combined MP and Chancellor salaries), it makes you wonder why he and his Mrs. are now prepared to pay several millions in taxes to keep him there, doesn’t it?

What’s their main striker’s xG, though,eh? ( Also, who is their main striker?)

Tricky game coming up for them- they face their former assistant manager Steve Cotterill who will have been preparing his Shrewsbury side all season for this, their cup final. They’ll leave their train at Derby, then get the 56 to Stoke, and then a short wait for the 72 Express to their Travelodge at the Dobbies just a short walk from Shrewsbury’s ground.

SAY IT! SAY IT, YOU SLAG!

Maybe they didn’t? Makes it even funnier.