Monkeys Fist

Best manager in your lifetime?

If you wait until the story takes you there, you’ll be waiting a while. Nowt to stop you going there at any time, but you’ll get a proper shoeing if you’re not up to level Have you been to any of the other locations yet, other than Norway and England? Edit; Mrs. F. and I are watching the Lost Kingdom from the beginning on Netflix, as there’s a new series out. It’s set at the same time, has loads of the same characters, really good if you’re looking for something. Unfortunately, Valhalla doesn’t have … VERY MINOR SPOILER

Have these cunts never heard of the bag-and-go method?

Reports from Cumbria of a middle aged gentleman in Bowness having been arrested for public urination, right up to the last minute.

Thank god for iplayer- totally missed this

Should’ve probably emphasised the good, as well as vegetablist.

Anyone got any good vegetarian gravy tips?

Patel personally approved the Rwanda nonsense, against the advise of her colleagues. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61126360 What a cunt she is.

I hear Rwanda is nice this time of year, can we deport him?

“ How can we make this dump even more shite?” ” Hi Guys! “

Is there a pointy-headed bloke in a fedora, sat in the corner scarfing the entire menu?

Cuts off just before the security guards kick him out.

Take care Strawb mate- got to look after yourself first before you can look after your brother’s affairs. As you’ve said above, if your bro is safe and well as things are, don’t do anything until you’ve had the time to process losing your Dad and all that entails. 👍

15/04/2022. We took the aspirin good and creaky.

Are saying you don’t believe in Santi? Naughty list.

I’m also pretty sure Staveley has already stated that her aim is to step back from the day-to-day running once the right people are in place, so it’ll be no surprise to anyone except the Morlocks, tearing the neck off it at the speed of light, when it happens. I hope this becomes their next “truth”, as it’ll make the despair of another season in Division 3 even greater when, like every other “truth” they tell themselves, it doesn’t happen. ( There’s multiple accounts of medieval towns being overcome by “dancing fever”, a form of mass hysteria- I wonder if RTG and it’s noncesense is like a modern day version of it… they all get carried away with it, it spreads like crabs at a mackem family reunion, and they’re a medieval town?)

KD’s gone full Clouseau…

Maybe one-on-one, but the kid was on the deck and getting battered by three bigger blokes at the point he stamped on him. But, adrenaline is a hell of a rush, I suppose.

Plenty at my place of employ.

Bit much stamping on his head, mind.

If, by some miracle, they got promoted to Div 2 this year, it’d just mean we get to laugh even harder as they spend a season getting completely humped by the entire division, then getting relegated just after Christmas. They’re fucked, whatever happens

I’m fairly certain if the combined forces of NATO went medieval on his land army, they’d be wiped out in 24hrs or so* If we removed our markings, we could just do a Putin and say “ Hey, wasn’t us?” *we’d need to hit all their command centres with those big MF bunker buster bombs, to wipe him and his supporters out at the same time but …