Monkeys Fist

Cheney will 100% lose to one of those fucking retards.

I’m waaay too pleased they’ve actually done that than I should be.

Club Twittist-“ So Sven, we want you to walk up a dark corridor, naked, then put the shirt on, whilst we film it all from behind… ok?” SAB… “ You guysh know Sven Adult Botman is jusht a nickname, don’t you?”

Actually, now that you mention it… … no. Speak whatever language they like, you can’t mask the stench of years Uncal Mick’s jism shampoos.

FYP

What’s also a bit weird is - why was he on his own? Either his mates had enough of his rancid patter and fucked him off , or he was on holiday, in his 20s, with his Mam and Dad, and his old man gave him some pocket money to go out so he could get amongst the Mrs.

“ Got one over on some Maggie bastids last night- spent the entire night pretending to be one of them…”

“ I’m sorry Alan… Alex… whoever, I’ve just heard that my granny has died again, smell ya later…”

Downie looking utterly perplexed

I reckon he was the cause of the delay, as he didn’t have a live export license for them.

Fist Jnr is still having daily coughing fits from it despite testing clear over a month ago. I’ve told the little shit if he doesn’t shape up sharpish he’s going up for adoption

I lived in France, Switzerland and Spain for about 10 years, didn’t meet a single mackem in the entire time. Lucky escape by the sound of it

Fewm.

( also, he’d need at least 48 hrs to trim those magnificent fuckers.)

@Christmas Tree https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-61994590 He’s only gone and done it

Aye, we had a fairly good chat He also filled the little dent on the back, to stop it getting any worse. Really nice bloke and, even as a guitar-numpty, I could tell he really knows his shit. I’ll be taking his other guitar to him for a service once I’ve got my HGV sorted.

@Gemmill, got the Epiphone SG back from the Guitar Elf you recommended the other day. Replaced three frets, new strings, did a “set-up” whatever the fuck that is, and showed me how to adjust the action for the Fistlet, for £65. Said Fistlet is over the moon with it. 👍

That, and the sex shops aren’t quite as imaginatively named…

So, DC comics is short for Dorty Cunt comics? You’re never too old to learn, thank you for the information @The Fish, I shall spread the word.

Why they drinking at work?

Can you arrange a shed meet for Jenny and I in Altrincham while you’re on, please and thank’ee

Someone has woken up in a proper mood.