Monkeys Fist

The shameless shithouse took less than a minute to use the crisis in Ukraine to attempt to deflect from his criminal behaviour.

The other Mrs. B (There’s only two comments, daft twat )

I’m not surprised there’s woodworm, there’s no bliddy floor! Was your cooker not a bit wobbly? ( sorry )

Fucking hell man. I’ve got nowt but my sympathies mate. Life is shit sometimes.

Mrs. B from Essex’s comment

Has he been there long enough to start blaming the fans yet, though? Just wait until Little Alex gets punchy on Twitter, defending Daddy against the imaginary threats and insults. The Brucey Playbook 1- Get job 2- Eat crisps 3- Blame previous manager 4- Nice bit cake 5- Blame players 6- Pie? Don’t mind if I do! 7- Blame fans 8- Sit back and wait for compo The only tactics he’s ever used

Can we change this lad’s name to Canofbeans please? It’s doing my head in.

Small world- I used to knock about with Foz when we were kids, bumped in to him a few years ago when he was back visiting. Lovely bloke.

Killed any roosters yet?

I’ve got a Legendary Predator bow that sets a trap on the bodies you kill with it, I’ve got my budgie to retrieve all my headshot arrows, so I go sniper on most camps and fortresses until I’ve got the population down to a level I can go in swinging. Once you get your settlement to level 4, you’ll be able to go “travelling”

There’s some pretty good “mysteries”- keep an eye open for the Prodigy one. ( There’s also a Winnie the Pooh one, and a few others that are definitely Easter eggs).

That’s exactly what we are doing- rewatching the lot before getting in to season 5.

Up The Arse Corner duly noticed

Anyone translate this gobbledegook for me please?

Nope, I think he wins £5.

I had a soundtrack playing as I read it…

Other than the purple thing around his necks, that’s the beigest video I’ve ever seen.

FYP

Unless it’s .… … mackem logic!

Old age flatulence is a terrible thing.

💦💦💦

Is that in response to the Snowdon Shitters or the Boldon Bedwetter… … or both?

If Howe doesn’t get Manager of the Season for this, there’ll be some trips to Saudi embassies on the cards. It’s almost as unprecedented as Leicester winning the thing.