Monkeys Fist

First time ever that mackems and the rest of the country have thought alike.

Just to cheer everyone up, if we thought these last two were bad, I can’t wait for the state of whichever fuckwit wins the race to redundancy and takes over the reins. Unelected, unwanted, and very possibly unknown. I hope they have a fucking nightmare from day 1.

She didn’t- it’s slicked back with bodily fluids.

Aye, Rollerball had cult status when I was at school. Have you seen Freebie and the Bean? It’s pretty mental

James Caan 82…that hobbling scene in Misery Ooof, ya bastid!

He’ll fit right in.

Aye, they just want to get on with the job of getting on with the job, done.

Fadge had yeast in it I’m not joking either http://www.foodsofengland.co.uk/stottycake.htm#:~:text=The difference between a fadge,known locally as Tough Geordie. My old man liked his with dripping too ( Also, Forest Hall Greggs still does stotties)

You think he’ll stay long enough to do that? I think the Tories, with their new-found morals, principles and integrity will have him out the door within a week.

That’d get him a place at Ronnie Scotts

I remember nearly choking laughing when my dad asked me if I fancied a nice bit of fadge when I was about 14-15.

Are you suggesting Johnson is a psychopath?

Fadge

Work Evented YP

Have we actually got one?

What are odds on at least one of his new Cabinet being outed as a known sex-pest within a week?

He’s the last half man/half roomba standing.

I didn’t think Lazy was a race, tbh.

Can’t be interrupting the ATC’s lunch, can we?

I was going to post Blue Waffle, but I’ll leave that to Renton.

When’s that ever been an impediment to Tory PM’s?