Monkeys Fist

How many times will they manage to shoehorn that old tit Marsden singing Ferry Across the Mersey in to the show?

Dear Craig.

Tommy Squelch, more like.

Just thought I’d share my “ Screw Driver” with you all. Used them for a couple of years and makes putting stuff like screws in holes etc a piece of piss. 1 for about £8 You basically put the metal part on top of your nail thingy, hold the plastic part in your hand , and turn it to make the screw go in. The real magic happens when you turn it the other way, as then, the screw comes OUT of the hole!

I wouldn’t take advice from anyone called Mr. Hands, tbh.

We’re posting about wanking, not walking, silly.

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Ask your Dad if he’d like a cup tea?

Neither’s this, but I love it

Aye, he said that in his 30s, about a song he wrote (about wanking) in his teens. He’s wrong, I’m right.

Yes it is, wanker.

Successful fiction authors are notoriously sensitive.

Also wrong.

Come on!

Apparently not- there’s an album of their 1979,1980 and 1982 sessions, it’s not on there.

Also, has Coldplay on it. List no good. edit; can’t find Teenage Kicks on a Peel Session anywhere- did they ever play it for him?

That’s my favourite joke.

Van Gogh is having a pint. Gaugin walks in and says, ” Alreet Vince, fancy a beer?” Van Gogh says, ” No thanks Paul mate, I’ve got one ‘ere.”

Fat Bear Week: Race is on for Alaska's bulkiest grizzly https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63125242 Lads, make sure safe search is on if you’re googling “fat bear week”.

Don’t blame them for surrendering tbh. Why the fuck would you want to fight in a war with no decent gear, for no good reason, and with winter on the way? This won’t be over anytime soon, regardless of the Ukrainian successes in regaining territories. I hope the Ukrainian military treat them well as POWs.