Monkeys Fist

I hope, for the sake of the poor Wembley cleaning staff, that it’s a warm day and they all have a shit in the fountains at Trafalgar Square again, rather than keeping it for the seats* * this is academic really, as we all know they’ll bottle it well before then.

A bit like she thrashed that recorder solo () at the end. It’s been a while since music has moved me to tears.

It’ll be interesting to see if they come straight back up as record-breaking champions, though, as you’d expect of a mighty club …

Personal experience leaves me unsurprised - a lot of French folk are right-wing, racist cunts.

Ready To Groom meltdown in 3…2…1.

Bisexual Incel- neither men nor women would touch him. Bincel.

Same bloke, isn’t it? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-44004241 Called sunderland a “post apocalyptic shithole” and Diane Abbott a “filthy, bulbous pig”. Perfect.

Had to look that up- wish I hadn’t

Fixed your avatar for you.

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I’m not saying that Tory canvasser/candidate definitely is a fiddy kiddler, but he is. Allegedly.

Given that Germany is Europe’s largest consumer of scat porn, it’s only right that you have mixed sitting and standing areas in the Bundesliga

It’s been said about him before on here, (possibly by you Howay), but when even your own fans hate you, it’s time to stfu.

My mate hates his wife, but she’s got tremendous threpennies so he cantilever.

Someone should go on and say every stadium only has one side, then open the window and smell the brains frying from 10 miles away as they try to figure it out.

I knew they had extra digits, but it seems the bloke who’s been cut off at the right has extra arms too. #keepitinthefamily #counttotwelve #business

“ Bloody hell Ieuan, what’s this bloke saying?” ” No idea Ceri, gibberish really, and I speak Welsh!”

That bloke lives in Wales??? I was about to post saying that the closer you get to Ground Zero Points ( SOS) with them, geographically, the more rabid and feral they become, but I guess there’s always outliers. I know a few personally, and they’re pretty much downtrodden and resigned as far as their club goes. It almost feels like kicking a puppy to take the piss with these lads. Almost

The latter.

Takes time to buy a wife, aye.

For now…

Gemmill and Wykiki Sitting by a tree K I S S I N G.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2022/apr/24/real-betis-valencia-copa-del-rey-final-match-report