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April is limb difference awareness month
Monkeys Fist replied to KingKev1984's topic in General Chat
Right - we’ve had our fun but I reckon we should consider donating to this. Obviously we need a concensus, but as I’m not the thread starter I can’t put a poll on. So, everyone in favour raise your righ… … oh. -
I’ve had my appendix for 53 years. It’s still a pointless organ and if it goes wrong it’ll be out with no regrets.
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April is limb difference awareness month
Monkeys Fist replied to KingKev1984's topic in General Chat
Things have come on in hops and bounds since the 1960s though. -
April is limb difference awareness month
Monkeys Fist replied to KingKev1984's topic in General Chat
Compass- kept walking in circles. -
April is limb difference awareness month
Monkeys Fist replied to KingKev1984's topic in General Chat
No need for that. Hop it. -
If he did sign, at least he wouldn’t have to worry about playing in a derby.
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Haven’t clicked- is it written in shorthand?
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And, for large portions of our time in the league, we’ve been fucking amazing to watch. I can’t think of a single Everton game that sticks out as entertaining for a neutral.
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They might have massive pricks, but we’ve got Eddie Howe’s beef wand
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That’s as fucking boring as I expected it to be
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I’ve got no real animosity towards Burnley tbh, good mate of mine is born and bred and he’s gutted at their current plight. Fuck the scouse mackems though.
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Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Used to be a piece of piss til the Tories fucked everything, and everyone. Reap what you sow. ( how’s it difficult? Just tick “poverty line” on every box and you’re done ) -
Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
It’s been two hours- is the laddie still not back from school yet? -
No expense was spent on the trophy
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Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
This is the kind of pedantry I live for -
Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
1 man 2 cups. CT- -
Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Come on CT- I see you lurking. What combo of results would get us 40 points after 14 games. You have 1 minute. -
Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
14 wins , aye? That’d put us on 42 points though. At which point in our 14th game could we say we’ve earned 1 point, to hit the 40 point mark, so that Bunter can put his magic hat on and have a raging boner? -
Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
It’s not your actions. It’s you. -
Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Vorsprung durchfall Technik -
Did you see Sam West’s response to Dowden’s St.George Day flag wanking? They really are thicker than castle walls.
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Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Pluck? Thrum? -
Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
My Mrs. was watching Nora from Queens yesterday and it had the “I see dead people” kid on, who’s now a fat adult. Aaaanyway, he says a line “ My middle name is Bukkake!” just as our 11yr old son walked in. “Why you laughing Mam, what’s Bukkake mean ?” After I’d stopped choking with laughter I told him it’s Japanese for “ a bit of a mouthful” which he seemed happy enough with. Beat that @Christmas Tree