Monkeys Fist

Alcohol dehydrates you,

CT’s next “garden sofa”.

Met Office site is now saying we’ll hit 31° in Forest Hall tomorrow, so they’re updating all the time.

Grealish is thicker than a castle wall, isn’t he?

Aye. @Christmas Tree , please get yourself a 15’ Mad River Explorer open canoe, you’ll need pfds, paddles, dry bags and that, but that’s enough for a beginner. Then I’ll buy it all off you for half the price later

Aye, and the maximum forecast for Monday and Tuesday is 28°, according to Met. Office. Still hot, but not death inducing, my ginger child is relaxing, somewhat. edit; we might hit 30° briefly on Tuesday

If I was Tiffany, I’d be keeping on my toes for the next few months.

“Ffs David, we said reasonable…”

“Come to Sunlin’ - we did Ed Sheeyrin an’ Elton!, We’ll eyven cleayn the shit off the seats first”.

Wtf, they made Joelinton look teeny.

Perfect

Wonder if this will scupper Javid? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62099061 tldr: Tories up to their neck in Über undeclared meetings, in breach of ministerial code.

FYP

If it was real Wagyu beef you wouldn’t be wasting it in a burger

Aye, that and the fact he wouldn’t make it past the first rounds to the members vote.

£24 ??? Was it served on a naked waitress or something?

Oh aye, make the fuckers rage.

Are any of those fucking idiotic Cereal Bars that served bowls of Frosties etc, still open I wonder?

It’ll be twice that if you want butter

Me and Mrs. F. are heading up to a taproom in Amble to have all the stupid beers and ridiculously over-priced “artisanal” foods.

They should put on some “ curry and a beer”events, just for shits and giggles

Says on ITV until 1974- that’s why I’ve never heard of it, we were strictly BBC