Monkeys Fist

Just been in to the Taste of India too, if they’ve got anything they’ll let me know. ( cctv, not poppadoms obvs).

👍 There’s a place over the road from the pub with four cameras, all of which will have it if they’re operating, but it was closed when I got there, so, fingers crossed.

Nah, it’s the small shopping area of Forest Hall where it happened, so no residential. I hope we can get the plates because I’ll be pretty feckin angry if he gets away with it.

So, young Miss Fist was hit by a car yesterday evening whilst on a pedestrian crossing just outside the Scotsman pub in Forest Hall. She’s not got any broken bones but has soft-tissue damage around her ankle and calf, and was very shook up last night. She can’t walk on her ankle today. She said the car was going very fast through the shops- it was pissing down at the time. He stopped, asked her if she was ok, and then drove off. I’ve been to the Scotsman, the landlord is going to have a look , he says he’ll almost definitely have it on his camera, but he said it’s unlikely he’ll be able to make out a reg plate because of the lighting. Sainsburys have the bloke booting it through the shops, but no plate, and no footage of the crossing. There’s a newsagents with high quality cctv further up, if he can get the plates of the bloke coming in to the shops, hopefully all the footage can be linked in to a timeline. I rang 101 to report it, and there’s a Copper calling on Wednesday morning. I’ve done most of his job for him, but if there’s no plate, the fucker has got away with it. ( Anyone know if Dutty Custard was in the ‘hood at the weekend? )

Any journo with even a passing interest in us would know that out of our 5 most popular mangers of the last 20-30 years, only one was born in the North East. Keegan Robson Hughton Benitez Howe. Puts the whole argument to bed tbh.

He’s an adult ffs!

Vic and Bob have definitely put my route together today. Eranu!

Totty? CT has a cracking pair of thrupennies- send them a dick pic and you’ll get a tiddy shot in return 👍

I remember in 74 every single shop wherever you went had black and white all over, and tinfoil FA cups

“ Well Alex, now that I’ve retired, I’ll have a bit more time on my trotters, I think I’ll open a Twitter and chat with my fans ?” ” Err, I wouldn’t bother Dad, … *sweats* … there’s no Twitter in Portugal!!!” “ You’re a good lad Alex, pass that kebab over please “

Sure he said he was going to retire after us, maybe the pain of opening another offshore account for his payoff from WBA will tip him over the edge. Poor bloke, I’d say he must be beside himself , but in his case he actually is, the fucking wobble.

They’re not allowed on 23andMe as they keep crashing the site.

I did, aye, she was quite the distraction- all pink hair, tats and tits. Dressing gowns are mint.

That and his side gig as a slum landlord, aye.

“ Mustn’t laugh when the door opens…”

What would it take for them to lose their place as The Opposition? That would be fucking sweet.

Sturgeon accused of divisive rhetoric for saying 'I detest Tories' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-63192125 Hats off to Wee Jimmy Krankie here, mind. Nice to see some honesty in politics. Zahawi can lick my hoop.

No mention of statues from me Although, it’s amazing to me that we’ve got one of Robson and Shearer, but not of Keegan- not even a mention anywhere in the ground.

As it’s Sunday afternoon and I’m not mildly pissed, oh no, not at all… We’re 5th in the table, not 15th, which was our default position for the last decade or so. Howe has been a fucking inspired appointment, given that he’s done this with mostly the same players that The Cabbage had. Even then, his buys have been measured and sensible. Whatever transpires in the future, the remarkable job he’s done in such a short space of time puts him up there with Keegan and Robson for me.

Life will never be the same- it’s actually him, isn’t it?