Monkeys Fist

Give a me moment … Oof- he likes fat Russian amateurs. ( NSFL, obvs)

At least it’s not Tim Westwood

FYP

Here you go CT- pass the time until kick off. Find the cans of Ace

CT in the Bigg Market Viz has become reality.

Have a crack at the zombie hoards in Days Gone- guaranteed some “ OH My Gods , wtf guys!!!!!” moments.

Didn’t exist beyond a few hovels. 😉

Who ever made the original of this has never driven in to Liverpool. Makes Walker and Byker look like Darras Hall

The details make the difference - bankruptcy in itself can happen very quickly to anyone. No great shame in that. What he’s done is try to conceal millions of pounds worth of assets from the Insolvency Service. Fucking Whopper.

I’m sure he said he was retired …

He had to do something once he’d ran out of speaker lube.

That’s going to be on his fucking gravestone.

Fucking Hell!

Tong, as in the things you use on a BBQ?

Ken’s lass is on Team Bedwetter. Your gaff must reek.

Mission- fly over the NUFC training ground at Benton. Pilot- “ Weeeeee! Prudhoe, Consett, Durham, Gateshead, Meeeeoooowwwwmmmm, sunderland, Washington “

“ OH MY GOD, SHE’S GOT A COCK! JEESUS!”

Just ask them what they call a bread bun, then look at them with disgust when they come out with gibberish like “barm” or “cob”. My absolute refusal to accept their fucked up bread nomenclature used to have them spitting blood

You’re quite correct. Manchester is definitely in the southern half of Britain.

Tombliboo Dave- “Oh no! His pants have fell down”

Do you work for CBeebies now?

Didn’t you move to Manchester? Soft Midlands shandy drinking la la.

I’m sure he’s shitting in his seat… no, make that quaking in his boots.

The fucking cheek of it!