Monkeys Fist

Have you tried the Arctic variety?

Chunky or smooth?

Is it a vegan name?

I had to Google him- still none the wiser.

It’s All Gone Pete.

Lab…ia.

Try again shall we I reckon we’ll howk them. Lascelles hat-trick

Until he can’t afford the broadband …

Seems like you need a new LG TV with Dolby Atmos soundbar- it sounds crazy.…

Watching his lawyer sitting utterly motionless as the guy explains how he got the texts.

If we’re going for ships, Cutty Snark.

Not the first time the word dread has been associated with Mr. Taxi Rank’s genitals

Speaking of dropped balls, this lad is quite entertaining.

Dropped a bollock, so to speak?

He’s going to need a bit cash, like

This thread

@Christmas Tree https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-62362307?fbclid=IwAR2NW9OpCN7rNzZOAJJnStDBrC138_FZt1xJBwfrLELq73nYXiqN5T1xUKA

Still is…

I’m a rather cunning linguist, if that helps. In times of crisis, I rarely get in a flap.

I once convinced a lad I worked with in France that he’d have to take a special test before he could ride a French moped as they were left-hand drive. Poor fucker was genuinely gutted as he didn’t speak French so thought he’d fail.