Monkeys Fist

Poncery, Perversion, and Extra-Marital affairs. Most of them have a Masters in it.

Only thing louder than Keane in the top pic are the boots.

This can take itself in to a dark room and fuck itself to death, thanks.

It does keep them safe from financial worries and oiks, so in a sense it is PPE

And kept his watch on.

I hope he went in dry.

Which half did you miss?

“ What were the antibiotics for Therese?” ” Strep Gunt. Still a bit sticky, tbh”.

It’s been 24hrs since this effort for Quinn, with no response from @essembeeofsunderland Condolences to his family and friends. I’m sure he was a fun person to avoid. You heard it here first… RIP

If you have one last rattle before you go, you can say you caiman went.

Wasn’t it Wrexham that put them out when they had that mad cup run in the 1970s?

It’d make a change from his daughter’s mates.

“ C ee y hi s.” FTMd your cheesy chips display.

Don’t Be Cruel…

YOU’RE NOT MY MOTHER!!! ( unless it’s time to change the clocks, obvs )

What did they advise on Mumsnet?

In Korea, if you’re born at 11:59 on December 31st, then a couple of minutes later you’ll be 2 years old.

He’s getting old and crotchety. How old are you ewerk?

Returned to Sender. What a bloke

So called accountants…

Aye, take care Craig, have a beverage and be there for the kids, about all you can do.

Didn’t have any Covid vaccines, gave him some Skag instead.…