Monkeys Fist

You can spend your £75 on six more jars of Lloyd’s curry.

*coughs…Racist

Aye, 500m is about 1600ft. If a 1600ft tsunami hit Britain it wouldn’t matter tuppence if it was radioactive or not- nobody would be left to care. (No bomb in existence could make a 1600ft tsunami, btw).

Oh my word- Billy’s right! He’s hidden the chips under the Dog turd! Sneaky bastard

Which is why it’s ( the abortion issue) a great example of how easily led voters are. Let’s agree it’s predominantly Republicans who are opposed to abortion ( mainly because their favoured politicians have told them it is) , the same Republicans who constantly complain about “the Gub’mint” interfering with their lives… … you all know this, but I enjoy pointing it out.

The Republicans are so fucked up in their thinking it’s unreal. “No! You cannot abort that unwanted foetus! “ *nine months later “Goddamn! single mothers having babies they can’t afford- why do they do it? “

Stand back and watch the fireworks

Nobody post a pic- Fish’ll be asking questions about it in a flash.

Black up? He’s wearing a T-shirt over his pink long-sleeved top. Reported.

No way- Pickford wouldn’t be able to reach the end of the neck.

https://www.nufc.co.uk/club/history/club-crest/

He looks fucking terrified in that pic. White knuckles on the ice cream. “ Are any of these mine?”

It is , aye. First done in 1987 by Dawes, it’s had very few repeats since. It’s a route based on friction on rock that is famous for being slippery as fuck. I read an article by someone who abseiled in to try the pitch in the video ( it’s three pitches long, the last one being a “fuck you” difficult wall) and they said the only way to keep your feet in contact is to find patches of rougher minerals on the wall and use friction and constant pressure. Edit; I did Crib Groch once in what turned out to be perfect conditions for a “Glory”. Bit like a Brocken Spectre but you see your shadow surrounded by a rainbow halo. It was mental peering over the edge and seeing your shadow on the cloud below, looking like LGBQT Jesus

But, in a really fun twist, I’ve had to replace the wooden tops of my workmate bench first, and make a bench hook. And go to Screwfix for some screws. FFS.

I’m turning my fence that got Storm Arwened in to planter boxes. The fun just never starts.

I used to climb in the Dinorwic slate quarries, over the lake from Llanberis- it’s an otherworldly place in the less frequented parts. Anyway, it’s an excuse to post this. ( originally it had “Yo Mamma” as background music, but one of Zappa’s sons has gone full bastard with copyright and had the soundtrack deleted). if you cba with the full video, skip to 4:30 for where the insane moves start.

The original is still an absolute banger

And repetitive

“ Zip and trouser”

And repetitive

He thinks you’re pointless, repetitive and pointless.

Good job there’s a pub there- they must have made a mint off the thirsty Vikings.

FYP Works fine on mine- amazing pic. That’s looking east, Crib Goch on the left, aye?