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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Good God, that page is fucking honking. “ Use all did her proud…”
  2. New title - “When Seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think Eddie’s Fishers of Men will be thrown into the sea.” @PaddockLad or an admin has to edit it, fuctifino how. We’re in full-on panic stations here.
  3. Kung fu is useless against birds… they need to be using Wing Chun.… … and there’s only one man to train them.
  4. Its like they found half a litre of red paint and didn’t want to waste it.
  5. It’s been nearly two weeks since the last new hobby. Don’t say I never do anything for you, Tubbs. Random Hobby Generator
  6. Looks like Rayvin hit his vinegars before the full cut and paste. We’ve all been there, nowt to be ashamed about mate.
  7. It’s not his fault Everton were short-handed today.…
  8. Rayvin, you’ve logged in on your Pornhub account mate… no one’s noticed yet 😉
  9. Fucking pick that cunt out of the net, you scabby fuckers.
  10. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62406915 “27-0 against Rock United”
  11. She’s clearly not the subject though, you old fucking perv
  12. You know that taking shots of unaware women (from waist level), on the metro is going to get you chinned? By a lass.
  13. Just to say what’s already been said mate- hang on in there, there’s no shame in needing some help, especially after all that’s happened. Being aware of your problems is a huge step in addressing them, so take that positive and remember it, when it seems all that you can see are negatives. We all hope you get yourself sorted, well and happily sober as soon as you can.
  14. Jones hit with $50 million damages bill in total for this case. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62444302 He’s got other cases to settle too.
  15. If we did put up a statue of KK ( which I’d be fully onboard with), can you imagine the queues of fewmin’ six-fingered freaks lining up in the middle of the night to hurl abuse at it whilst having their picture taken on the family Nokia 3310? It could be a new tourist attraction, like the Ghost Walks in York and Edinburgh- “Sign up here for this evening’s “ Mackems Shouting at Statues” tour, starts at 2:30am, nose pegs provided.”
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