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Monkeys Fist

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  1. It’s usually a three season thing with him- next season is just stagnation, depression and hatred, then the one after is when the sleeves are rolled up and League One comes calling.
  2. Why the fuck are religious views even considered in what is a medical procedure? Do we consult the bible before setting a broken leg? Check the koran before removing a rotten tooth? It’s insane in 2022 that these nut jobs still hold power.
  3. There’s potential for a fuck-up here.
  4. I can do these all day- £5 and I’ll stop.
  5. ( can someone call an amberlamps for Fish, please?).
  6. People against freely available abortion are usually the best argument for it being freely available.
  7. I heard he improvised this scene-very well too, you’ve got to hand it to him.
  8. This sends al der raang vibes out, I do not Endor’s this. Errm … Have a good long Luke at yourself. That’s it, I’m done.
  9. Can you link me to a source for this statement please? Because it sounds to me like someone’s talking DailyMailese.
  10. We can’t all be you, which would work.
  11. Get some mates round to help
  12. Also, if you’re reheating ready rice a day after you first reheated it, prepare for The Shits Round 2- This Time Its On Your Hams.
  13. You can spend your £75 on six more jars of Lloyd’s curry.
  14. Aye, 500m is about 1600ft. If a 1600ft tsunami hit Britain it wouldn’t matter tuppence if it was radioactive or not- nobody would be left to care. (No bomb in existence could make a 1600ft tsunami, btw).
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