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Monkeys Fist

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  1. This xG is an ex-joke, it has ceased to be.
  2. Nee bracelets! ( what’s Roger Waters doing to the right of her? ).
  3. Definitely a scat site, then. “ Alreet Homs, welcome to me site ‘Wuh Aal Shit and Piss The Same’ I’d like to point out I have a far higher subscriber count than my Spurs counterpart. Lets down to business.… nnnnnnnnnnghaaah!”
  4. To save everyone having to click the link Dorty Blake.
  5. The Pink Pound is a lucrative market, so I hear.
  6. The Knight seems to be a bit quiet these days… I’m beginning to think his nark might’ve been the Baconator himself?
  7. Aa went to Blaydon Races, 'twas on the ninth of June Eighteen hundred an' sixty-two, on a summer's efternoon; Aa muh nuh nu Balmbra's, na na na LADEN!, Diddly Pom de da da dah, that's on the road to Blaydon. OH ME LADS…
  8. Don’t they need, like, a venue?
  9. They’ll be fewmin at missing out on the chance to play us in the Amnesty Cup
  10. Speaking of big, juicy melons, I got my filthy mitts on these yesterday.
  11. Nah, I was in a bright orange van with giant fucking carrots on the side. Subtle as baaallz.
  12. Q: What shall we do with this angry, violent, convict’s penis? A: Clicky
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