Monkeys Fist

https://www.antiques-atlas.com/antique/antique_hatcoat_pegs/as186a589 Good description “ a few long- vacated worm holes”.

Truss - “ Hello, Theresa, I’ve sacked Cruella, can we have a quick chat?” Coffey -“ …… “ Truss - “ Hello? Are you there?” Coffey -“ … *burps” Truss- “ Are… are you eating again Theresa?” Coffey- “ *gulps* No… maybe… it was just a snack, roast chicken- just the one” Truss- “ Never mind, so, I’m being pressured in to offering Schapps the Home Offi-“ Coffey -“ PRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPSSSSSSSHHHHH” Truss- “ DID YOU JUST FART AT ME COFFEY???” Coffey - “ No! Nooooo! Well, it started as a fart, but I followed through, so technically, no I didn’t” Truss -“ Ffs Theresa ! Look, I’m not giving it to Schapps…” Coffey -“ Why the (*belches), sorry, why the fuck not? Truss-“ Because he looks like Smeegol halfway to becoming Gollum, makes me retch looking at him. You’ve already got two jobs, do want it?” Coffey- “ Fuck that, you’ll be gone by next week…” Truss- “ I’ll make it worthwhile…” Coffey- “ ?????” Truss- “ I’ll pay for daily KFC for Second Breakfast and you can have Fridays off to recover from the expenses paid Thursday Curry Club Card in Spoons” Coffey - “ Announce it! “

Never mind Suella, chin up… … oh.

I think he’s saying “snowplough”?

No.

Hours from now, CT will be unable to raise a smile, wrapped up and immobile on the outdoor sofa/rats nest while the family keep up a constant supply of Bhuna and Lemsip.

Remember this cunt? Let’s see… 2010-2016. Cameron- Fucked a pig, then the country 2016-2019. May - Fucked the country a bit more. 2019- 2022 Johnson- Criminal, Fucked the country back to the Middle Ages. ( Also fucked a pig) 2022- 2022. Truss. - Country already fucked, so fucked her Chancellor right up the hoop. Killed the Queen. Starmer may a bit dull, but I’d quite like a dull, competent PM for a change, and I don’t think he has any history with farm animals which is a bonus.

Mrs. F. bought some Rainbow lipstick which came in a crystal glass holder. She was all set to give me a nosh, but changed her mind after reading Julie Andrews’ autobiography, which said it’d make my junk taste like a baboon’s armpit, or words to that effect… “Superfragilecolouredlipstickmakesthedicksatrocious” , apparently

Goonied YP

And easier to lay, so the rumours would have it.

I think I said when he did it, this kid’s dad is definitely Statto

She’s like someone turned Patel inside-out.

Technically aye, but it would be absolutely unprecedented and would probably see the end of the monarchy, so, crack on Chaz!

Ah, I thought you meant a mobile version of the ps5, on a tablet

What’s that now???

That’s’ so truth.

“ Thanks for calling son…”

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