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Monkeys Fist

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  1. What do you think about No. 54,213? Cracks me up every time
  2. If he was there ( he wasn’t) he’ll probably have thought the crowd were the poor people they were raising money for. “ Look at the smelly people, dad, they’re funny.” Cunt.
  3. Haaland looks like he’s following through.
  4. There was a rumour going about Keegan attending this game- I fucking hope he is, in fact, I’d love it!
  5. “Dinner’s in the bin, I’m in the pub”
  6. Having read this review, I really want a copy of Barnes’es’s crazy adventures.
  7. 3 posts in Belta Minge gets you a Mass Debater’s badge.
  8. I won’t believe it until I see it… …please describe Matt Hancock in one word.
  9. Can you please tell Mrs.F she only has to remind me every six months, please and thank you.
  10. Is it time to put the clocks back yet?
  11. Absolutely nailed on that that the daft knacker has pre-booked the shit hearse from a few pages ago for his own send off.
  12. Definitely- that bloke only has three chins and his nose is in the middle of his face.
  13. She’s top notch tbh. Free baby sitting for years, loves a party, cooks like a pro. I’m easily pleased but I’m not daft 😉
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