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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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“Per prima cosa, prendi 6 litri di salsa Loyd Grossman…”
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Did we put a cherry tomato on top after the roasting?
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Says it’s to the tune of The Grand Old Duke York. Lyrics- “The grand old Duke of York He said he didn’t sweat So why did he pay 12 million quid To a girl he’d never met?” Absolute Banger.
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It’s fucking obscene isn’t it? His jacket could probably keep a family fed and housed for a year or so.
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In 4… Donna from Elswick. “ Ewww! Grey pubes! No thanks Grandad!” In 3. Tracey, Sharon and Karen “ Welcome to Greys Club!” In 2 Kelly, Kay and Claire… He’s gone for the canon Steve, sink the brown off the pink! In 1 School’s out!
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If Tarquin’s aV* values dip below his xV projections, his sponsors, Twat Beard Oil, may pull their backing and look elsewhere… …guys. *annoying video
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Aye, sounds shit doesn’t it.
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The number of forelock-tuggers replying to that is depressingly large.
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Time to dust wuh selves down, roll wuh sleeves up and check the quality of the bacon.
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They couldn’t afford the plane ticket to bring him back.
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You’ve given up before you even started here, like. Have you tried a more “hands on” approach? I’ll just…
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-61390077 Pissed in her boots too, filthy fuckers. ( BBC managing to piss off Geordies and mackems by calling Whitburn Beach a “Tyneside Beach”. ).
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Just pitching in to say- fuck the Royals. All of them. With a rusty poker. Cunts whinge on about familys on benefits getting an extra £20 a week, and these fucking über scroungers have had us paying to keep them in caviar, gold toilets and trafficked underage girls for centuries.
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HM MLF tbh.
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HE’S GINGER!!!!!!
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I like the little touches he’s made to give his hotel room a homely feel.
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Fixed.
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Nick Cave’s eldest son has died, seven years after his other 15yr old son died in a cliff fall. Poor man.