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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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That has to be one of my all time favourite non-sweary insults.
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Met a necrophiliac. He was dead boring.
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Aye. They probably would be safer in Rwanda.
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Also,
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I don’t think you would, unless you have a cracking pair of tits edit; maybe you would - she’s an “omnivore”.
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Am I fuck merging this, just for the comedy value.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
His barber is clearly a big Braveheart fan. -
If that lardbucket has ever walked to a pasture, I’ll vote Tory
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Him, Bruce and Hippo Heed. All managed the Morlocks, all failed to land the Newton Heath gig. What a shitty exclusive club to be in. -
Paging @wykikitoon
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I mean, for what it would cost to buy them, I could get both my kids a basic model Dacia. The entertainment value though- priceless.
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Yes you would.
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Still cheaper than 6 gallons of Loyd Grossman’s Chicken Bhuna twice a week, especially when you factor in plumbing repairs and adult nappies.
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We’ve been in some uncomfortable financial straits recently, but the light at the end of the tunnel is rapidly nearing and burning bright. So, we said “Fuck it” Bought steaks from Block and Bottle yesterday and just had them for Sunday lunch. 5/7. Would definitely have again.
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Fyp
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Someone should take her to her a gravel pit and shoot her, she seems nasty and untrainable.
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“ In a galaxy, fucking ages ago”
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They all sound the same…
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Look up posts by an old member called Wolfy- it’s a wild ride
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The lads were just after a pint in the Black and White bar.
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There’s already a minor celebrity working at my place, tbh. Clue- Newcastle Panto.