Monkeys Fist

This bit isn’t actually true. He was a mackem. ( Even if your mind was so messed up you like cranking one out over fledglings, you still wouldn’t move to sunderland, would you?)

“ I’ll never forget that day, walking out on to the pitch, the sun reflecting off the pink and white seats,the wind blowing rubbish about, the silence, the tangy smell of cheese and shite.”

I always mouthed the likeable wee cunt.

You could save yourself a lot of time and just say ” Show me a small white question mark on a blue square”

Have Dazzlers pics already been parsnipped a la RTG? Cant see a feckin’ scooby

Why have you put the price up?

Have any of these got nine fingers? If not, back to the drawing board.

Howay Craig Pay attention

You’re assuming solidity?

It’s under “videos” mate

Also

Not pregnant no, just a beer belly. Also, in photographs taken about 2 minutes later, she looks noticeably thinner.…

I wondered why he was posting Aussie porn?

Then fuck them. We’ll get there anyway.

I’ve been thinking about Sir Eddie’s admission that he’s had the tactics for the game for two weeks, and purposely didn’t play them in the league game against the Dippers. This is a side who we have not won against in fucking ages, and Howe had never beaten in his managerial career. Given how superstitious footballers are, I reckon he’s put the hex on them now We let them have the one match, knowing we were going to fucking paste them when it mattered. He’s some boy, wor Edward.

That’ll be why I never knew it was there.

The sponsor isn’t the phone company. Tuchel asked the new caps for a quote from their family re. their call up.…

I genuinely didn’t realise we had one. Where was it?

I doubt any of these Morlocks commenting will be able to afford the access due to the increase on their season ticket from £120 pa to £120.50 pa.

It’s like they’ve looked around at what’s on trend for drinking holes- brick walls, communal seating, industrial lighting, bare wood etc, chucked all these in the mixer, and come up with a shitter version of a working men’s club.

Cheeky fucker! The lad was coming up a staircase- you barely need to lift your leg to plant one on someone’s napper in such a situation… … so I’m told by a mate