Monkeys Fist

I hope we fucking batter these cunts back at SJP. And I hope it costs them

Where the fuck did 7 minutes extra time come from?

Fucking scouse rats

Fucking scouse rats.

Default mode for mackems, innit?

Sometimes happens when I sling it over my shoulder…

Sorry Renty Baby.

Only 5 more in the second half, come one!

6-0 to us then

FYP

Done. I’ll be disappointed if the phrase “sister-fucking paedo beasts” doesn’t show up somewhere in his dissertation

Wykiki buying up tickets for the weekly meat draw at his local…

How much we talking? Asking for a friend…

“Oo-oo-oo-oooh! “ Not even he can fuck that up.

Never mind that shit, what about our attendance numbers, eh? Phstephen.

Wouldn’t have got away with that shizzle in Killer’s day…

I’m not surprised you’re stressed out Horgan would get it, mind

So, one of the worlds great statesmen passes away, meanwhile…

Do you mean personality or dropping death farts in the changing room? Either way- get rid

I’m sure he’ll be rightly celebrated by most of the world , it’ll be interesting to see how his home country react to his passing.

Perestroik…uuuugh.

I have to say, I’ve had many nights out in Liverpool, some of them I even remember, but, without fail, every single time I’ve come across, and had to “gently” dissuade, cartoon Scousers trying to bum drinks/cigarettes/money/food.… …way more than in any other city in the UK-and I’ve been mildly befuddled in most of them. It’s not my favourite place, at all.

Withnailed YP.